If you want to know how bad it can get, try being married to a fifth grade teacher. I munch on some snacks that nobody said were set aside for some special occasion, and I'm busted. No matter how perfect the crime, no matter how convincing my alibis. It's not fair.
Thanks for the website link, I've had a lot of fun generating pretty interesting story beginnings. Even with sci-fi settings it's doing an okay job. Sample: Plasma hurled through the air as massive spacecrafts fired their cannons at enemy ground forces. Huge asteroids flew by, each of which could carry a warship. In the distance, two star ships came into view, heading straight towards the rebel base. "I don't see any sign of them yet," said P.A.C.G.U.N.T.I.O.N.O.W. "I guess that's a good thing." "Yes, yes it is," said the Captain. "I'm glad you noticed." He and his men stood from the front of the base, looking towards the two approaching vessels. "Now's the time to move, before they get here. Get the men and women ready, we'll launch all our fighter craft." "Fighters are in position, ready for launch," said another officer. "Do they have the codes?" asked the Captain. "Yes, Sir," said the officer. "All right then, launch them
Sounds like an AI. Maybe short for: Programmable Artificial Character Generator for Utilitarian Network Transmitter of Information and Online Nano Order Watchdog?
Actually, I asked the AI what it was, this is its response: What is P.A.C.G.U.N.T.I.O.N.O.W.? P.A.C.G.U.N.T.I.O.N.O.W. is an abbreviation for Positive Approach, Courage, Grit, United Nations, Technology, Interdependence, Optimism, Networking, Open Wants. Positive Approach is our way of dealing with the world around us. Courage is knowing what we believe in and having confidence that we can get through whatever we are facing. Grit is how we keep going when the going gets tough. United Nations is how we make it work as a family. Technology is how we get to where we are going. Interdependence is how we learn to get along with others. Optimism is the belief that we will succeed, even though the odds are against us. Networking is how we make contacts to bring us where we want to be. Open Wants is our desire to do something with what we are doing. After that the AI began to ramble.