How to be a hamster By lavendershy wake up at night, slip outside. dig a little chew the walls climb into your house and scramble out again. potter around the carpet open the fridge, fill your cheeks with food enough to last you years. dump it on the floor, hope it'll keep. lick both hands and rub behind your ears; use one leg to dry it off. find a giant wheel and run inside until you're dizzy sleep at dawn repeat.