I'm told often by random old acquaintances, friends, strangers, etc. on social media that I should write a blog or a book on parenting. I have a certain voice on social media. It's raw, witty, and relatable. I appreciate this voice. And I have thought many a time about blogging about my observations on parenting ... taking the seemingly mundane and making people laugh is kinda' my thing. Here's the problem -- I lose this voice any time I try to write anything longer than 500 or so characters. It always comes out preachy or pointed, with some grand statement, that maybe should be said, but isn't my goal. I just want to keep the raw wit ... I just want people to laugh. No matter how much I try, I lose it. How the hell do I keep my wit in length?! Anyone else have this problem?