Mutilate a famous quote

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  1. Zachary Phoenix

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    The early bird gets the worm.
    But the early worm gets eaten...
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    Make stories, not monologues.
     
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    Appropriately, from The Matrix

    "There is only one real truth. Oblivion." - The Merovingian
     
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    If you gaze long into an abyss, eventually you will get bored
     
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    The Goddess does not fear the Abyss. She floats above it because she is at peace has gas.
     
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    But it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

    (That sounds like a Stephen King quote, doesn't it?)
     
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    "I, for one, welcome our new second mouse overlords"
     
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    Ich bin ein krapfen.
     
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    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?

    That's what it means to be a native of Detroit, Michigan.
     
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    And should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish with a fight. We're going to welcome our new overlords and teach them how to play Golf."
     
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    I came; I saw; then I came again.
     
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    To borrow from the bartender in my favorite movie of all time, Boondock Saints:

    "You know what they say, people in glass houses sink ships."

    "Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here?"


    EDIT: I nominate the quote:

    My kingdom for a horse.
     
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    Brutal.
     
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    "After all this time?" "No, not really."
    "Iron Maiden is awesome." -Winston Churchill
    "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick!"

    My personal favorite quote: "People think I must be a strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a small jar on my desk."
     
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    When you are trying to log in to an old forum without having saved the password or even username on your browser and you are reminiscing of all sort of stupid logs you've created throughout the decades:

    "Which log's got to do, got to do with it.
    Who needs a log when a log gets forgotten?"
     
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    Behold, a light grey spotty horse.
     
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    I came, I saw Concord.
     
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    "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of bones in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Here's looking at you, kid."

    -Rick, Casablanca
     
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