Mutilate a famous quote

Which is how we ended up with French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, and a maybe a few other variants. But you're right. Let's get this subject back on track:

Veni, vidi, Visa (I came, I saw, I shopped.)

 

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, too many bounties and about three Mars

 

We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because I am hard.

 

I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Hamburger".

 

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this mall!"

 

It's only terrible to have nothing to wait for. It's also terrible when you run your car into a ditch.

Credit to Erich Maria Remarque

And one from Tolkien since the one above is actually kinda unfunny.

Not all who wander are lost; but some who try to wander do,

 

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things. Not because they are easy but because we're running low on cheese.

 

We begin the hunt and I
Feel the blood course as the penis takes flight
For the sex is close and I will be satisfied
For the smell of you tonight
Wakes an ancient lust that will not be denied
You're mine

 

"Something there is that doesn't love a whale." --Robert Frost

 

You only live once, but if you do it right, you'll get ice cream.

 

Life is really simple, but that's a lie.

 

If I have seen further than others, it is by wearing my glasses. - Isaac Newton

 

New York Senator William March, 1832:

They see nothing wrong in the rule, that to the victor belong the stupid gold ribbons.

 

Liberté, egalité, mocha latté!

 

Too many crooks boil the cloth.

 

Life is what happens when you're busy making cupcakes.

 

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the piss." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

It's one small step for man, one giant leek in Dan's mind.

 

“All we have to decide is what to do with the word count that is given us.”

The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkein

 

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if it is true what they say about bears pooping therein.

With apologies to Thoreau.

 

I'm going for a crap, I may be some time.
- Captain Oates

 

"I am just going out with a twelve-year-old and may be some time."

 

“Be yourself; everyone else ate the thing you are allergic to."

 

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, knock on opportunity's door.

 

“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are fools."