It is a truth universally acknowledged, that users in possession of a good brain, must be in want of a Mac.
Courtesy of my phone's predictive text... Listen to them, the chickens of the night! What music they make!
Maya Angelou said: I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. I say: I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to do laundry and ironing. I notice the OP asked that we make suggestions for the next poster. So here is my suggestion: My barn having burned down, I can now see the moon. ~ Mizuta Masahide, 17th century Japanese poet and samurai
My pants having fallen down, I can now see the moon. Suggestion for the next person: “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”– Babe Ruth
"Never let the fear of your Mom seeing you streaking keep you from running out onto the field naked during the game." - Babe "Look at me!" Ruth Take a penny quote, leave a penny quote: “It’s such a fine line between stupid… and clever.” - David St. Hubbins & Derek Smalls, This is Spinal Tap
It's such a fine line between one gin and tonic... and six. My suggestion: A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. ~ Thomas Mann
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for ten thousand monkeys. Suggestion: “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” — George Bernhard Shaw
Taking the high road is not only more honorable, but more useful than getting stuck in the mud. Suggestion: I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. ~ Gilda Radner
If I can't always dazzle you with my brilliance, I will definitely baffle you with my bullshit. "Shoot if you must, this old grey head
The opposite of love is not hate; it's cats. Spoiler: Real Quote The opposite of love is not hate; it’s indifference. Elie Wiesel
I will tell you who the cow eats the cabbage. Originally: I will tell you how the cow eats the cabbage. Meaning: to tell the truth someone doesn't want to hear.
All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Krapfen!" John F. Kennedy - Berlin, 1963
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle." That is a direct quote from one of my favorite movies, by the way, not a mutilated one.