Mutilate a famous quote

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    Hi,

    I wandered lonely as a cloud --- with BO that the other clouds were desperately trying to avoid!

    To be or not to Be --- that's not a bloody question, its a choice - a bad one!

    If I were a rich man --- I wouldn't be wasting my time writing novels!

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    Never say never say never, because you have to say never twice to say it and that's dumb.
     
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    I think that is the famous quote now...
     
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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me?
     
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    Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and - get lost. Go away and stop annoying me.
     
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    May god not have mercy upon my enemies, because I will.-George Patton
     
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    Go West my gun!
     
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    I still don't get this one. What does iussut pendit mean?
     
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    "Veni, vidi, vici" - I came, I saw, I conquered

    Veni, vidi, iussit pendit- I came, I saw, I paid (according to google translate- I am unfamiliar with Latin.)
     
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    A man's home is his muzzle.
     
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    That's what Google translate told me too... Ohhh now I get it
     
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    The family that dines together barfs together.
     
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    I have a doughnut.

    Explanation: The original quote translates to "eu tenho um sonho" in Portuguese, and "sonho" can either mean "dream" or "doughnut".
     
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    Give me Melanie or give me Beth!
     
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    What's good for the moose is good for your antler.
     

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