I was randomly thinking earlier about a lad i was a school with who on a complete the quote section of our exams wrote "A rose by any other name would be a tulip " (you have to wonder) and I was thinking that it might make an interesting writing prompt. What I suggest we do is each person completes a quote and then nominates another one for the next person to complete wrongly. So if I start off We have nothing to fear but .... running out of Jaffa cakes suggested Nearly all men can stand adversity but if you wish to test a mans character give him...
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And wound up in this bog of cranberries.
There are none so blind as those that cannot see. (I was actually on a first date with a guy once and when he said that in total seriousness I knew there wouldn't be a second date)
Numpty - Although OT looking on the bright side, My friend Jo once went on a firs date with a guy who produced a gasmask and said, will you wear this for me later ?! .. I'm as kinky as the next guy but seriously dude not on first date. (she called me from the toilets and asked me to pick her up , and I did tend to think that he was the sort of guy who might also have a roll of duct tape, a bowie knife and a shovel in his car) Back on topic Ask not what your country can do for you but how you can emigrate as quickly as possible
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son one as well because worlds were on sale at Wal-Mart.
I like this thread. I'm gonna think of something! But it's 3:12 AM & my mind is blank! Good idea @big soft moose !
Plato: "Power? Yes, indeed. The measure of a man is whether he can think for himself. Looking at you, Abraham. Said the same bloody thing 2100 years before you." Strange how ideas don't actually change that much through time. "The roots of education are rotten, and so is the fruit by the time of eating." - Me and Aristotle.
'Η ταν ή επί τας. (E tan e epi tas: Either with it or on it). Meaning, either you will win the battle and return victorious while holding your shield, or die on battle and be returned while being carried on it. Ή ταν ή αρντάν. (E tan e artane: Either with it or artane). Meaning, either you will win the battle and return victorious while holding your shield,, or just fuck it. Sit back, take some artane and relieve your stress. Some Greek street wisdom...
"Hell hath no fury like a bitch's scorn upon finding out that you refer to her as a bitch". "Candy is dandy, but Rohypnol is quicker." "The Early Bird catches Syphilis."
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never get out of prison" "It is not truth that matters, But your shoes sure do" "Happiness is not something that is ready made, it comes from a bottle"
A penny saved isn't really all that impressive. Ask not what your country can do for you, seriously, how needy are you? If you want to know what a mans like, take a look at how he treats his chia pet. Be the change you wish to see in the world, and for gods sake, be more than that penny.
We're still looking for a few good men. Lead, follow, or grab me a beer, if you're not busy. That's one small step for man, actually, that step was kinda high. I know it's 1/6th gravity and all, but these suits are heavy. Can someone talk to the designers about this? K, thankx.
Nothing exceeds like excess. Time is billable. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, and that's all there is to say on the matter. Those that can, write, Those that can't, teach writing. And those that can't write and can't teach write reviews.
