Lol ^ My army is antimatter. Anything that touches it will be annihilated, and start a chain reaction destroying everything on earth, etc.
Then you are in for a surprise. And so is he when he finds out he's destroyed your entire civilization.
Yeah? My army is the thousands of Persian soldiers that ran over them. <btw, no offense to King Leonidas and his brave men of 300, 'k? They were some of the finest Spartans the land had ever known.>
My army consists of one corrupt Government who leaves your humanitarian workers stranded outside the battle zone.
OK, my army is a lot of displeased Prophets assisted by the Q continuum and the Gamesters of Triskelion, armed with phasers and quantum torpedoes.
My army consists of experienced bartenders, armed to the teeth with kegs and bottles. Did i mention it was free?
My army is the conservative league of women voters against acohol, they want to protect the children.
My army consists of God and Satin working together to cause mass destruction... Did I mention I am also LE MASTER?
My army consists of skilled seamstresses led by Colonel Sanders. God is defeated by not knowing the 11 secret herbs and spices. Satin is turned into a dress.
Fine. As long as we're using religion. Mine is Unitarians. Three hundred square miles of Unitarians. Do you have any idea of force per Unitarian?
Well, mine is formed by Tony Hawk clones with Spartan skateboards. Yep, some weird, history-street combo. Oh, did I mention the skateboards shot tesla bolts? No? Well, they do.
The ancient Ascender Armada, with its 200,000 Karasku Silver Infantry Sentient Robots (yes they are just like any other specie that's ever existed) will decimate your Tony Hawk Clones with plasma rifles, a pyramid grenade thingy, some electro magnetic spears, EMP blasts, and finally their overbearing strength if that isn't enough, they unleash their pets 'Energy Ghouls, who infect everything in sight and have an uncanny ability to adapt to enemy weapons and stuff. However plot twist, the Ascenders realise their pets are now coming for them, and now they are infected so to conclude. over 200,000 Ascenenergi with weapons, and now stronger than they could be, and a lot of other humans/animals etc So to anyone willing to take up this gauntlet. Good luck.