I have this character who turns to a life of crime and needs a nickname. I want him to think his nickname is way cooler than it is. My lover was cracking up reading my story because the nickname I used means something completely different in the urban dictionary that everyone knew but me it would seem. So, my quite embarrassing character nickname needs to go. And you guys are so cool so please help me come up with a cool name for my small-time crook. Thanks.