But you have to start somewhere, no? Hello, I am D.Clarke. I am a scorpio, and I write. There I did it. Now shower me with unlimited welcomes. Let my soul bathe in your accepting warmth. Secure my fragile frame from the harsh winters of loneliness and give me peace.
Well, it's good to see that you have clear goals when you write Anyway, welcome aboard, someone will be along shortly and email you a link to the rules and such. It's a nice place, lots of good help here, I look forward to reading some of your stuff once you can post it up. Was that accepting warmth? I can never tell.
*Throws you a blanket and slowly closes the door on you. When the door clicks shut, you hear me:* Welcome.