As the day wore on it was obvious that .... students who ate these tomatoes developed green polka dots on their left earlobe. Early morning train commuters were surprised to see...
hehe...polka dot is funny... Early morning train commuters were surprised to see that their clocks were two hours too early as the trains were at their sleeping stations. As the newspapers of the weekend reached their peek time sales.....
As the newspapers of the weekend reached their peek time sales..... Donald Duck came along and confiscated any remaining papers as there was a derogatory story about him and Pluto Pup. When Minnie Mouse read the article re Donald And Pluto, she...
when Minnie Mouse read the article re Donald and Pluto, she was surprised that they both flew around the town in their magic balloon. She was glad they both were getting on this time. El conego is the a spanish name for a toy rabbit that....
El conego is the a spanish name for a toy rabbit that.... absolutely refuses to dance the flamenco for free to amuse the tourists. Animal liberationists say that El Conego the toy rabbit should....
Animal liberationists say that El Conego the toy rabbit should not be released to the public under the new law that forbids any imageries of animals used in this way. The tourits who arrived from Tripoli yesterday...
The tourits who arrived from Tripoli yesterday... claims he will make a fortune by producing toilet paper with Gadaffi's image on it. The seven dwarves have claimed that...
The seven dwarves have claimed that their existence in books is not longer appealing and will therefore will take other alternative to become less disfamous. What they will do next is anyone's guess. cynicism has now manifested itself.....
cynicism has now manifested itself.....to rival sarcasm & bitterness reported by the headquarters of the Pessemist's Society. Santa Claus was spotted at the cinema...
hehe...that was funny cleo. Santa Claus was spotted at the cinema getting changed into his normal clothes. He got bored of waiting for hi reindeer to turnup. The close society of the speech miracle were...
Ok. Can I ask what is difficult about it? any way here it is Cleo... The news from the south pacific were slightely delayed because...
Cacian, please explain "speech miracle" to me. I am at a complete loss ???? My brain hurts thinking about it. The news from the south pacific were slightely delayed because... the editors of The Southern Herald were complaining that their were not enough 'pops' in their Coco Pops. The customers in Woolworths were surprised to see......
Cleo it was just a made up name for a society. Like the Society for the deaf and blind...just a made up sorry!! The customers in Woolworths were surprised to see that all their receits were popping out ot their till randomly and unexpectedly. The jewlerry company for silver and gold were......
(Cacian, thank you for explaining. I thought I was missing something) The jewlerry company for silver and gold were......very annoyed when a disgruntled employee melted all the gold and silver together and called it golver! Santa Claus was surprised when on his way down a chimney, he........
Golver!!!!...a brilliant word Santa Claus was surprised when on his way down a chimney, he realised his bags got stuck and he needed to climb back againg to release them. Santa Claus was eventually out of his chimney bags on one arm and a big smile on the other. ( (Oh Big Smile if is a favourite toy of Santa just in case you're wondering ho ho ho) The Generalidad, the office of Central Barcelona had a letter delivered by ..............
The Generalidad, the office of Central Barcelona had a letter delivered by .............. •Dasher •Dancer •Prancer •Vixen •Comet •Cupid •Donner •Blitzen •Rudolf. Naturally, he was delighted. A big party followed with Sangria for all. The reindeers were so tipsy that they had to get substitute reindeers to do their work for the next few days. Santa was not pleased, but in his usual jovial manner forgave the reindeers for their naughtiness and now it is business as usual! A newlywed husband was at a loss as to what to buy his bride for Christmas. Unfortunately he ended up in hospital on Christmas night as his bride was not impressed with his present. He foolishly gave her a......
Lol that was funny cloe well done.. newlywed husband was at a loss as to what to buy his bride for Christmas. Unfortunately he ended up in hospital on Christmas night as his bride was not impressed with his present. He foolishly gave her a kiss and asked if you would please ring his office and let them know he would not be able to attend the new year's party!! you could imagine his wife 's face when he told her. She not was expecting THAT!! Channel 6 new documentary on how to conserve christmas trees was a hit sensation however.....
Channel 6 new documentary on how to conserve christmas trees was a hit sensation however.....the problem still exits because Mastermind Cleo could not come up with a workable solution. She has appointed her deputy, Cacian to sort out the ongoing problems. A hairdresser was heavily fined after.......
Haha...Ok Cleo so sorry it is not clear...let's leave it.. A hairdresser was heavily fined after he was spraying his customer's hair with water instead of the expensive hairspray of Madame Fifi. After that the court decided to drop the fine because the water he was using turned to be just as good. The famous shoe company called 'shoe a terre' started making adds for.....
The famous shoe company called 'shoe a terre' started making adds for..... ...Shoes for guards with arrow-related knee injuries. Link <The game character, not me> was arrested today on charges of...
Link , was arrested today on charges of...impersonating "Link the Writer" Cacian, a Writers Forum Poster was arrested today for giving obscure messages to poor old Cleo. He can now be found.....