When I did the first draft of my futuristic novel , to show the difference in both characters main ( poor low class ) and pseudo-villain - ( wealthy ) I had the low class character talking in some slangy speech, misspelling everything - They became - Dey - I like you became - Eyhs likes youse. I didn't particulairly like it as sometimes , even now re-reading it - I'm not sure what the hell he's saying. I re-wrote it but he doesn't really come across as too different from the rich. I'm thinking of tossing back in his onomatopoeia huff of Oask! Anyone else have this problem? Have they ever ever solved it?