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    Puns thread

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Moon, Aug 21, 2017.

    As righters you butter bee able two make puns. Bake them here, cringe later.
     
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    The serial killer went to prison for doing too many axes of kindness.
     
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    I like all of the Great Lakes, but only two are my favourite. I'm not going to say which, but it's eerie how superior they are.
     
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    Superior? Really? Huron the inferior team when it comes to Great Lakes!
     
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    The pun is the #1 form of humor? Why? Because it's the lowest form of humor, and there's no number lower than #1.
     
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