Jokes are great, I think that's something that almost everyone can agree with. And I know that writers can be some of the most witty people out there, so I'm interested in seeing what other people have come up with. Share a bad pun/joke you put in your WIP, brag about a punny comeback, whatever, really. I guess I'll go first? A while back, I needed a time-travel related pun for a little bit of dialogue. What I came up with was... decent, I'd say. (I'm sorta paraphrasing here, but you get the gist of it.) Char 1: I don't want to screw up, what if I cause some sort of paradox or something? Char 2: Well, you could say that would be a... chronundrum. [finger guns]
Not mine, but I once saw a sign outside a sporting goods store in January advertising a camping gear sale that said, "Now is the Winter of Our Discount Tents".
Two men walk into a bar when a flying shark passes them by. Petrified, neither of them can move until it is gone. Then, the first man points to the second. He has wet himself. The first man says "looks like urine in need of new underpants." The second man looks the first up and down. "Oh yeah?" He says. "Well I think you better shit down."
