Pyramids, crabs and mysterious ladies... that's what occupies Mars, apparently. These are all things that have been 'seen' in images recorded by the Mars rover, as summarised here. It's so wonderfully daft that there must be a story in it somewhere -- a new world devised around this holy trinity! -- but it's got me stumped. Can you write a story/short that builds upon this new Mars reality, as perceived by our pareidolian minds? It's just for giggles... anyone fancy it?