Random Thought Thread

Me too. But minus the bar...and the friends.

 

Haha! I'm surprised business robberies aren't out of control with everyone already wearing a mask. Or maybe they are? Home burglaries must be down because so many people are home and these people have to rob something!

 

The only reason to spend $50 on vodka:

 

From what I have heard, you're only paying for the bottle.

 

I'll be honest, I've never tried it, but when I worked at a liquor store people came in all the time asking for it. Not to be confused with Skol Vodka haha

 

You fine dudes and dudettes are in the presence of a Polak

Yes...

The best vodka are in no particular order:

1. 18-20$ | Smirfnoff Flavored Vodka for mixing. You can make some wacky shit.
2. 36-60$ | Chopin is one of the finest vodkas you will encounter. It is meant to be shared for it goes smooth and shows your true mirth as a single shot won't fail to make dizzy.
3. 25-30$ | Zubrowkla is perhaps the most important vodka to know and savor alone and with company. The earthiness of the grass is cleansing like a mint leaf but the vodka lightly tickles your throat without ever sizzling too much. Perhaps, truly, the pride of Poland.
4. 27-33$| Grey Goose is that vodka that is expensive so it must be good and everyone says it is good and that is why it is expensive but it is really just your brain telling you: "OMG, I am drinking. The. Good. Shit." It's actually a fact. All in the branding much like that Crystal Skull Vodka.

These prices are based on the 750ml because that is just the right amount for a single night.

Long Live Slavs!

 

Gray Goose is shit. The straight Absolute Vodka is better and one third the price. I have heard exceedingly good reviews of Chopin.

Actually, I'll get two. One for guests and one for myself, haha.

 

A true friend and kindest host.

 

Well, I'm glad you chose to construe it that way.

 

Serving cheap vodka is an insult.

 

I find that people care much more about what the bottle says than the taste of things. Expensive things taste better even if they don't.

That said, I wouldn't serve anything to my guests that I wouldn't happily consume myself.

 

Every forum should have an expert in these things

 

But free tastes the best.

 

Then allow me to amooze you a little and tell you about a vodkow that is, yes, made from cow milk!
It's branded as Black Cow Vodka and sold within the UK.

How wild!

 

How does it taste?

 

I'll swallow even Polar Ice, the vodka that is sold in a plastic bottle for 12$, but I will make loud sounds.

 

Unfortunately, I cannot share that for I am Canadian and there is no way to import it as far as I know.

 

Everything is free if you have a gun.

 

But you might not be afterwards.

 

Somebody needs a shot.

 

We are slaves to our flesh. Death is the truest form of liberty.

 

Cheers!

 

You took that in a whole different direction...