Random Thought Thread

Absence of evidence is proof of conspiracy.

 

Flat Earthers are just trolling everyone. It's like that spaghetti monster thing. No one actually believes it. No one even moderately sane could. The majority of them are saying it to piss people off. It's the only possible explanation, and I refuse to engage with them.

 

You're probably right, at least most of them. Though some are probably deluded by it, maybe some kids and IQ-deficient peeps.

 

If I dressed up in tinfoil and grounded myself, would a tazer have any effect on me?

 

Given that the dart would puncture the foil anyway, yes.

 

Well, our European insomniacs are just about to close down their computers and try again, the North Americans are somewhere between maybe thinking about dinner and maybe thinking about bed, and the Australasian bit of the world is waking up slightly hungover on Sunday.

Have fun kids!

 

It's worse when you find soap in your bacon.

 

Pro tip: Save money by buying bacon in bulk, use for both eating and soap.

 

Save more by making it at home!

 

Are we talking regular or long pig here? I'm down either way, just need to know how careful to be.

 

If I got one, I would name him Hamhock.


Edit: he would be my best friend, and I would love him very much, and feed him cake and ice cream every day, and... and... I would take care of him for ever and ever.

 

I'd call mine Mr. Pig. Or Puumba.

 

Knew it had to be out there.

 

Duran Duran has apparently entered the Karen phase of its musical evolution.

 

I have a cousin who has a small hobby farm. I've never been but I have seen photos of his animals. He has two pigs. One pig is named "Kevin Bacon" and the other pig is named "Corona". Hadn't thought of it in a year or so til I saw your photo.

 

According to my uncle, Gordy was my favorite movie as a kid, and id make him watch it with me whenever he came over. Now this could mean a couple of things, but im going to say that maybe i was hoping someone would get me a talking pig

 

I'm very, very bored right now.

I was wondering if anyone in here (on the creative writing forums) has ever written a wrestling script? It might be interesting to see how it's done.

Mr. X locks up with the Matterhorn Monster!

Matterhorn just shrugged and Mr. X goes flying!

Mr. X ain't taking that lying down! There he goes into the ropes, he's gonna use the momentum to launch himself at the walking mountain!

BAM!! Oh, man, what a flying drop kick....too bad the man mountain didn't even notice it.....


And so on....? Like I wrote, bored and curious.

Scott

 

Probably it's more like Vince—I mean whoever's the top dog in charge, decides who wins each match, and then the wrestlers get together and go "Ok, I'll do this, and then you jump off the top rope and elbow slam me... "

 

Would be even funnier if the director sat off camera and pantomimed what he wanted them to do, like—ah crap. What's that game where you act stuff out: "One word, three syllables, sounds like Seda-give..."