Reasons you shouldnt be banned

I am the lifeblood of this community

 

Im indispensible

 

im a giver not a shaker

 

I write good and hardly ever need edating

 

I always help those who are straggling with their rioting skills

 

I hardly ever annoy others' members

 

i only ignore people who are bored with my awesome jokes

 

My bog entries are often inciteful and never dahl

 

Reality is only for people who cant handle drugs. (oops wrong thread)

 

Accusations of spamming are highly inflammable.

 

A reason I shouldn't be banned. that will take some thinking...

 

it amuses me when people describe themselves in a self intro as "having a sense of humour". to me thats a red flag that the opposite is actually true.

 

Kinda like those people who put "I'm a nice girl/guy" in an introduction.

Oh, banned. Well, I shouldn't be banned since I'm the fucking Moon. Ban me an the planet gets it. Yeah, see, yeah!

 

Because I know where the bodies are buried.

 

I'm indisforthelongrun

 

Because people who think they know it all need to be corrected by those who actually do.

 

Longevity. Seems like anybody who has amassed a thousand posts without being banned should have some sort of immunity, barring sudden insanity.

 

Define sudden.

 

Time elapsed between your last sane post and the one that gets you banned.

 

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

 

Because I'm the one with the walkie talkies. And without walkie talkies, in what sense would we have a club house?

 

And pie. Let's not forget @The Dapper Hooligan bakes pie. Nobody who brings pie should be banned, ever.