Hi! The name's spoonyprincess, but you can call me Ria. I've recently started dabbling in writing short-form fiction stories, and I think I'm pretty okay at it -- I could definitely be better, but no one starts out writing Pride and Prejudice, do they? I look forward to getting to know you all (and hopefully growing as a writer along the way.) - R
What an ostentatious thread title! Definitely gets people's attention, even if only for an eyeroll. Welcome!