Letting the empty stapler fall to the ground, Lilix admired her handiwork on becca's scalp; a beautiful unicorn drinking from a fountain in the middle of a forest. Taking note of how becca seemed to be unconscious, Lilix shrugged her shoulders and let becca's body flop onto the floor. ""hey lilix you may not want to staple your project leader, she's the one with the notes you know." Unfortunately, Lilix really didn't hear this, but instead saw apathykills' mouth move around a lot, followed by some odd gestures with his arms. Giving apathykills a small nod, she wandered into the photocopying room, catching sight of Neha crash-landing into AA, blood smudging the wall where he landed. Xeno was busy screaming in agony at the sight of the giant X on his back, while someone who looked a lot like Xeno sat in the corner of the room, rubbing his broken nose. Blinking, Lilix picked up a few sheets of paper from the printer, eyebrow raised in confusion as all of her work documents were now pictures of the Xeno look-like in various positions of pain. "Alright, who the hell messed up pie charts?" Lilix demanded, staring around the room.
Becca pretended to be unconsious to get that psycho stapler to leave. What was up with the stupid unicorn anyway? As she rose from the floor she caught a glimps of herself in some silver metal that used to be part or a chair. Or was it part of a desk? Who knows in this mess. All that mattered was that thanks to AA she won't need that rhinoplasty surgery that the insurance didn't cover. Becca admired her now smaller nose happily. Blood ozed down Becca's face, remindering her why she had a spliting headache. Grabbing up the silver metal scrap, and admiring it's pointy sharp end, Becca grinned evily. Marching toward the copier room, she stabbed random people that stood gauking. Reaching the copy room Becca thrust the sharp piece of metal into lilix's left thigh. Laughing as it came out the other side. "Now you look like a pin cushion too!" Becca sang gleefully.
Neha tries running out of the room but ends up tripping over Xeno...or was it Zeno and straight into Morgan who'd just been pinned with a sharp piece of metal. Morgan falls upon Becca who happens to fall on the photocopy machine and gets her bum copied..
Becca screams. "Who took my damn cloths? You perverts," Becca exclaims, shoving everyone off her. Grabbing some scotch tape and some paper laying on the floor, Becca covers her nakedness. Only to realize when she is done, that she is now wearing a Zeno Agony suit. Rolling her eyes she randomly slaps everyone within reach, out of frustration. Leaving bloody hand prints on their faces.
The sudden splitting pain in her left thigh caught Lilix off guard. She spun around, glaring maniacally, and stopped upon seeing a naked becca. Lilix bursted out laughing instantly, unable to control herself. Even in the midst of her bloodloss, seeing becca without clothing was a riot. She whistled. "Say, taking up stripping as a new profession?" She wiggled her eyebrows, snatching the metal chair from behind her, startling Zeno as she realized he was trying to hide behind it. Clones. Also known as failures. Bringing the chair high above her head, Lilix whacked becca on the head repeatedly with the metal chair, grinning the entire time. It was like Christmas all over again!
Becca was really getting mad now. People just wouldn't leave her head alone! Reaching up she grabbed the leg of the chair in one hand, and the piece of metal sticking out of lilix's leg with the other. Giving them both a violent twist and jerk, she relieved lilix of both her would be weapons. Noticing that her Zeno Agony suit was ripping, Becca ripped off Star's shirt. Pulling it over her head, Becca jumps up, delivering an upper cut to lilix's pointy chin. Grabbing up her metal spear, Becca hurtles it into apathy's foot out in the hall.
Lilix stumbled back, screaming as the jagged piece of metal was ripped from her leg, blood spurting onto becca's face. Collapsing onto the ground, she scanned the room, desperate to find anything as a weapon. Picking up a pencil, Lilix stood, ready for the fight. Until an upper cut landed her back on the floor. The pencil flew out of her hand, sticking into Xeno's back. Groaning, Lilix spotted a glass box on the wall, an axe with a fire extinguisher shining like beacons of light. She scrambled to her feet and broke the glass with her elbow, grabbed the axe and extinguisher. "Becca! Catch!" Lilix chucked the fire extinguisher, watching as becca caught it, the grin on her face perfect timing. Without pause, Lilix hurled the axe at the extinguisher, watching as it broke the canister, exploding and sending becca hurling out the building, along with apathykills and Zeno. Lilix ducked in time to miss the axe land into the wall, which she quickly yanked back out, ready for the fight.
Positioning her body so that she would fly back into the building before the fire extinguisher lots all its compression, Becca lands on the ledge outside the window to the copy room. Looking down she can see that Apathy and Zeno, dangling about three floors down. Having lost all of her paper suit, Becca starts laughing histerically. Imagine what it must look like to see a woman standing on the ledge of a building, half naked, clutchin busted fire extinguisher. Once she stops laughing, Becca hurtles back into the building. Catching lilix by surprise. Smashing the fire extinguisher against her head, causing her to drop the axe on her foot. Severing three of her toes on her right foot. "No, you will be really wobbly," Becca whispered where lilix ear used to be. "Hobble for me!"
Xeno, now with a brand new eye, rose from a pool of blood. Zeno looked towards him, marveling at his master's recovery. "What is your bidding?" Xeno strode out of the room, into an empty building. There was not a living soul that he could see. "Rally the troops," He growled, "We're going to find them." Zeno bowed. "Yes, my leige." Zeno rose and followed his master out of the building. "By the way, how did you survive that? And grow a new eye?" Looking at Zeno as if the answer was obvious, Xeno smiled and cheerily replied: "God-modding." The two men vanished into thin air, with a slight electrical crackle.
It all happened so suddenly. Lilix looked down to see three of her toes missing. The pinkie, ring, and middle toes, all gone. She was horrified as the blood began to pool around her foot, her favorite pair of Converse now ruined for good. Slowly looking up to becca, Lilix growled, low and deep in her throat. Swipping the axe off the ground she wasted no time, swinging the axe with full force as it severed off becca's right arm. The sick, repulsive crack of her bones shattering under the pressure of the metal tip just barely surpassed the equally nauseating sound of her blood pouring out of her arm as her limb fell to the ground, useless. She figured while her luck was in her favor, she'd leave. Taking the axe with her, Lilix bounded out of the office and into the elevator. Light, soft music played as she stood alongside several people with their breifcases, all of them stunned at Lilix's lack of ears. "Oh, don't worry," she said just a little too loud. "It just looks bad, but it doesn't hurt all that much." "Is this your normal Monday?" One of the men asked, eyes unable to blink. Lilix shrugged. "Sometimes. We argue a lot over the recent budget cuts." The man nodded, understanding well. Several minutes later Lilix was on the ground floor, glad to be away from the fight. Stalking out onto the street, she began her hunt for a good surgeon and plastic surgeon who could fix her various aliments. It was only four block down the street that she learned there happened to be a joint building for just the sort of thing such as ear and toe replacements. Huzzah!
"so... You hang around here much?" Apathy said to zeno as they hung from the third story. "okay, first off NOT FUNNY! And second aren't i with zeno right now?" "you mean xeno?" "whatever..." "yes, but you see, you couldn't be because you're here hanging from the third story with me." "but i just..." "and now we are standing on the ground." "wh.... o m-y g-o-d" "yes, cool ha?" Apathy said smiling and tapping his feet on solid ground. "how did you... How am i... weren't we... what the heck?" "i'm the fairy god mother." "No. Really." "okay, this is just a story people write and i can do whatever i want because i'm not afraid of breaking the forth wall." "so... Wait where am i?" "well you said you wanted to be a porn star, so Germany will probably be a good idea." "Germany? How am i supposed to get to..." And then zeno stopped, all around him people were speaking a language he did not understand. Meanwhile back with our cunning hero. "well, i seem to be dead." Apathy said looking at his corpse. "good job she did. Getting the pencil through the forehead. Bloody hard to do that." O well, back to work. "wait i have to attack someone before the end of this post... hm..." apathy snicks into the place were lilix is getting new appendages attached. "scuze me doctor" apathy says as he breaks the doctor's neck. "it will take but a second. For now that i have you here lilix, all drugged and helpless i can do anything i want with you.... Anything!" I put my hand down my pocket and pull out a permanent marker, using it to draw a penis on lilix's cheek and write: "kick me" on her forehead. "ha! Now that will stay, because it's a permanent marker, and unlike death or maiming injuries, you cannot undo that! "consider yourself attacked lilix!" And then apathy was back at his cubicle to finish his report.
Silver_Mystic_Breeze was feeling disorientated, first from Star attacking her with a measly cup, then Lilix attacking her with a not so measly table. Standing up from her prone position Silver_Mystic_Breeze closed her eyes. Now was the time to show who she really was. Fading into a silver mist, Silver_Mystic_Breeze wafted over Lilix in the next building, lying helplessly unconscious, and funnily enough with a doodle of a penis on her cheek and sign encouraging people to 'kick me'. "Well", laughed Silver_Mystic_Breeze, "I'm not going to say no to that!". Remateralising and suddenly whole again, Silver_mystic_Breeze pushed Lilix off the operating table, drawing back her right leg and let fly into Lilix's forhead, right on the encouraging sign. "Ah, that feels a whole lot better." She said with satisfaction. Silver_Mystic_Breeze was bored now. The satisfaction had left, and she discovered it's not too much fun beating on someone unconscious. Thus decided, Silver_Mystic_Breeze left the building and entered the office looking for another likely victim. Spotting Apathy working diligently in his cubical amongst all the ruckus, she decided that he need to join in on the fun. Fading into a silver mist, Silver_Mystic_Breeze made her way into Apathy's cubical and proceeded to take possession of his body. To onlookers, all they could see was Apathy slamming his head on his table, standing up swinging at anyone who crossed his path. He missed most of the time unfortunately, but they didn't miss him, and he sustained many broken bones while making his way to the window. To the astonishment of onlookers he stepped up on the ledge, then stepped right out the window, with nary a scream or yell. Splattering on the pavement below, Silver_Mystic_Breeze let Apathy have possession of his body back. All this work had made her hungry, and so Silver_Mystic_Breeze made her way to the cafe to have lunch.
Becca growled, angry about her arm. She bent and picked it up with her still attached arm, and left the copy room. She barely noticed Apathy going back to his desk, he didn't matter right now, only her arm did. Walking to her cubicle Becca uttered random swear words under her breath, all aimed at lilix. Reaching her cubicle Becca sat on her amazingly still intact chair. It was cold! Looking down Becca realized that she was still half naked, but that it wasn't that noticable anymore because she was convered in so much blood. Slamming her severed arm down on her desk, she began searching through her desk drawers. Becca was looking for the formula her brother had sent her last week. Thank God there was a chemist in the family! Finding it she drew it out and opened it with her teeth, which took forever considering it was a screw on cap. Suddenly Becca heard a loud thumping coming from Apathy's cubicle. She froze for a moment, then stood up, looking around. Coast was clear. Sitting again she downed the forumla, and threw the bottle as her whole body began to shake. As carefully as she could, considering the shaking, she lifted her severed arm to where it used to be. Blood vessels and tendons reattached, skin grew back over the wound. Becca passed out. Waking up a couple seconds later she saw Apathy feet walk past her head, heading straight for the window. What the H***! Getting up and realizing that all her wounds were now healed, she followed Apathy to see what he was up to. When he stepped out onto the ledge, Becca grabbed his suit jacket, tearing it off his body. Putting it on to cover her nakedness she watched as he jumped. Becca looked out the window to see SMB leave his body. That was totaly weird. Walking back to the copy room, in her work heals and suit jacket, Becca glimpsed herself in the reflective metal from the desk. Damn she looked good! When she entered the copy room she saw Star still laying there, now topless, and proceeded to stomp on Star's face, driving her heals into her teeth.
Toxic entered the chaos without any sane thought left in her mind. She cackled loudly, thinking about the stupidity of mankind, and how she would make them pay for their smelly body odours. She creeped in the cubicle behind Becca stiffling a mad laugh. Suddenly, she felt uneasy. Becca had forgotten to use deodrant that morning, and the smell was astonishingly blinding. She felt as if her lungs had been ripped ferociously out of her, and forced down her throat, without a moments pause. The beating of her heart stopped for a split-second only for it to start again in fast forward. Tears creeped down Toxic's cheeks, as murderous thoughts among thoughts raged through her wirlpool of madness, that may have resembled a brain in a previous life. Feeling noble for once in her life she decided to end her life, taking the smelly worker with her to the demons of the underworld. Muhahahaha She pressed The Red button, and detonated the bomb. Her malicious laugh echoed across the country, as limbs and body parts raced droplets of blood in different directions. Leaving the words, You smell, You pay.
Andreas flew in from the window above, shattering it in little pieces. The huge amounts of glass debris fell with loud high pitched clanks. Andreas stood up and looked around, still shaken by the fall. "Who here has my pen?!" he shouted out in a loud voice. "Erm, excuse me?" asked Toxic with quite a suprise. "A pen, I need my pen to finish my story!" "What story? What are you talking about? Are you mad?" Andreas rushed in the direction of Toxic with the intention to kill her. He jumped on her and started beating on her face, without hesitation. "Argh" shouted Toxic with painful moans in between. "Where is my pen!?" "I don- *urgh* 't know what *arhg* you are talking *ouch* about!" He picked Toxic up and forcefully threw her into a near by wall . She managed to fall on her knees and stand up. Blood was dripping from her mouth, face all red and beaten up like a victim for a street fight. She quickly rushed at him with a furious cry. He managed to dodge the first punch as it was slow and inaccurate but took the second hook, right in the liver. He severly spit blood and fell on the ground with shocked eyes. "Whaaaat... are you?" "I'm your death!" Toxic forcefully slammed her foot on his face but surprisingly, it stopped. Like it was gravitating in the air. Toxic shouted with confusion "what?" "I'm not ordinary!" He pushed Toxic into the wall, crushing the wall into small debris and flying out of the building, for thousand of miles away. He sighed with relief but still was angry that he couldn't find his pen. He started to reach for his cigarettes in his right shirt pocket. He suddenly felt something thin and long. He took it out and looked at it with a wide sastound face. A irritating laugh echoed through the huge room. "So this is where my pen was! "Sorry, lady it's just not your day..." Andreas walked out of the room with relief, disappearing from sight in to the light.
