Six Word Stories

The cry for help went unnoticed.

 

Jabba teabags Leia. That's no moon!

 

Damn it, damn writer's block! UNBLOCK!!!

 

Serial Killers wanted. Job Satisfaction guaranteed!

 

Aliens invade. get bored. go home.

 

Fortune cookie fortunes suddenly come true.

 

Scientists discover beer makes you smarter!

 

A Guide to Great Hospital Lasagnes.

Do It Yourself Hip Replacement Surgery.

My Bottom Thinks It's Piers Morgan.

Planning For A Stylish Frontal Lobotomy.

Grave Robbing Opportunities For The Inexperienced.

The Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker's Budgie.

Des Dean's Dad's Dog's Dinner's Dodgy.

 

Brake lights on the motorway. Fuck.

 

I'm Melania, and I'm an alcoholic.

 

You shouted;

I listened;

We learned.

 

Looking up, they finally saw it.

Holding hands, they jumped to freedom.

Her mother knew, she was special.

Being a hero... Means nothing anymore.

(Sorry! I couldn't help myself, this was too fun!)

 

Amputated foot still itching - damned annoying.

My psychopathic rage trumps your facts.

Hey, does this clown taste funny?

I've just finished Lady Chatterley's Liver.

My, that IS a big innuendo.

Would a pound of flesh suffice?

Found this dignity. Is it yours?

You know 'beneath contempt'? That's you.

Six Word Insults. Worth a shot?

Six Word Slapstick. Worth a banana?

 

My facts disagree with your opinions.

 

I became human, biting the devil.

 

"Bloxius Leviosa" is the righ... Boom!!!

 

From the tomb to the womb.

 

Not feeling so good. Neeed... braaaaiiinsss...

 

Contact sighted, confirm engaging hostile forces.

 

Isn't that white thing an iceberg?

 

Target sighted. Ramming speed. Goodbye, Sakiko.

 

She told me she was eighteen.

 

Coincidentally that's also the title of Prince Andrew's forthcoming autobiography.

 

Lobotomy: Now available to survive 2020.

 

"Officer, I can explain the tutu"