Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by Arannir, Mar 6, 2014.
The pilot's sick so buckle in.
She swiped; once, twice, then disappeared.
“Let’s marry our kids in future!”
Caught a bus. Ate the passengers.
(That's my fav so far)
Bet everything on black. Red. Crap.
"This weird old guy bit me!"
"It's only a bit of flu."
"No blindfold. I'll have a cigarette."
"Lucius, Mount Vesuvius will never erupt."
"Online shopping? It'll never catch on."
She celebrated her wedding anniversary alone.
"Space Shuttle Columbia, do you copy?"
Went to the zoo. Nothing happened.
"Aaugh, no, please, not my spleen!"
I like to be pleasantly surprised.
Said the hare to the tortoise.
Said the spider to the mantis.
The ship jumped through the ring.
Kissed someone's wife. Dad got angry.
Cyber criminal compares author's search history.
Rule of thumb: Clear your history.
Bank robbery yields six hundred pints.
that one took me a minute
And then they drank the rest.
(I know, I know, going off topic...so...)
She flew into the slipstream, backwards.
Suicide manual sales growth 'is challenging '.
Stalin-themed kebab shop enters administration.
Gulliver treads over the little people.
"How's your wife and my kids?"
Thought it said six pack stories.
Ate bus. Crunchy outside. Chewy inside.
Swallowed plane, felt butterflies in stomach.
Separate names with a comma.