1. Garball

    Garball Banned Contributor

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    something a little less serious

    Discussion in 'Word games' started by Garball, Jun 27, 2013.

    I found this in a local craigslist:

    *****

    Sexy Housekeeper (omitted)
    Looking to hire a housekeeper that would be willing to clean a couple of times a month. I would like someone who may clean topless or in a sexy outfit. I am willing to pay well for this. Email if interested.

    Location: omitted
    Compensation: Lots
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

    *****

    Who would (seriously) respond to this ad?
    Who would post this ad?

    I feel a short story coming on. Maybe we need to move this to General Writing and let all of the members have their go at this.
     
  2. maskedhero

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    *Cleaning optional*
     
  3. KaTrian

    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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    We have a cleaning service like that in Finland. The lady comes to your home with a guard to clean, topless or in lingerie (the guard is clothed, though I suppose it's possible to negotiate if the home owner wants a big, burly guy to hang around naked in their house).

    Apparently it's a quite popular service.
     
  4. madhoca

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    He just has a wholesome housewife fetish.
     
  5. chicagoliz

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    I've heard of things like this before. Although wouldn't someone want more specific information on the compensation other than "lots?"
     
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    The maid can have the day off with compensation. My treat. Just send the guard. ;) LOL
     
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    Single male who has a phobia of the dull uniform type clothes worn by most housemaids. I mean some housemaids could be really scary in those clothes.
     

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