I found this in a local craigslist: ***** Sexy Housekeeper (omitted) Looking to hire a housekeeper that would be willing to clean a couple of times a month. I would like someone who may clean topless or in a sexy outfit. I am willing to pay well for this. Email if interested. Location: omitted Compensation: Lots Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. ***** Who would (seriously) respond to this ad? Who would post this ad? I feel a short story coming on. Maybe we need to move this to General Writing and let all of the members have their go at this.