To, The Residents of the Earth 3rd Planet of the Star “Sun” Solar system Milky Way Galaxy Subject: Temporal Life Permanent Companion Required Dear Humans, This statement is written with a firm intention to unveils the sole principal purpose of those who didn't belong to there where they currently are, their burden of obsession carried forwarded from where to where they actually are, and their meek solicitation to honor the recurring beats of a human heart to one of their Galactic citizen but Earthly inhabitant to fulfill their long awaited destiny upon sole discretion of those who being his earthly parents has parental right, and so ours principal obligation to perform the same as is performed by the red hearted resident of planet earth the ritual of getting two hearts closer forever in their temporal life by means of signing a pre-drafted specific paper which act as a legal authenticator of their relationship in presence of witnesses and also the verbal acceptance of both life binders by organizing a people participating ceremony. To fulfill the principal obligation as stated above applications are invited from 7 billion earthly hearts across all over the world who must be a undisputed single status oriented feminine resident of planet earth and has gone through not more than thirty rotations around the sun. Nothing more to mention here…… General Constitution of Subject Collision will be forwarded to the desired aspirant after receiving written confirmation at Drop of Desires (“Without Spaces”) our local communicational electronic mail address operated by Google LLC. Yours Sincerely, Principal Galactic Executor Left Unsigned Intentionally
Umm....you're soliciting humans to populate a distant galaxy? I notice you requested feminine specifically? It kind of sounds like your alien culture is seeking exotic feminine escorts for the alien overlords.....is this supposed to be a status symbol for the alien? A human sex slave to keep on display? Sorry if I'm totally wrong but that is the direction you seem to be heading from my reading of your requisition for feminine applicants. BTW: I voted "yes" although I'm male. I'd love to hear more about the salary and benefits.
Put on some smooth Jizz and turn down the lights. I too am in the camp of what is the purpose of this acquisition, and why do aliens want our Earth Women? Depending on if you're writing a Soft-Sci-fi, then Hybrids can be pretty much as common as hydrogen. So there is that angle. If it is more grounded in the Hard-Sci-fi, then it would be a trillion to one shot in actually making a Hybrid between species. (Unless you're making a Dune like universe that is only filled with other Humans that just so happen to be the only space faring species in the galaxy.) Then there is the whole part of the statement being vague on the details as to why they want human women in the first place. Sounds pretty sketchy to me, on the aliens end. (Also can Aliens claim Copyright on what they send?)
I notice you specifically noted "feminine," but didn't remark as to whether or not a penis was an asset or liability.
well the kind or form of aliens is not mentioned here. There remain some aliens in us behind the cover of a human face so a statement of clarification will be provided in due course.
Must be pretty damned deperate if he/she/it can't find a mate in own galaxy. I mean, that has to be a new definition of loser, not to mention stretching the limits of mail-order brides! Is there a non-dissection clause? And how would terms be enforced?
I don't know any potential brides. But I would like to introduce you to a Nigerian prince who has a great deal for you.
Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band. ... Also, the music form jatz was reminiscent of, or in some ways similar to, jizz. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz/Legends
Almost as bad as that one time my dyslexic ass tried searching for the classic Chevy Chase comedy Fletch and accidentally typed "feltch."
If you're dyslexic, never try writing an essay on British king Cnut the Great. And everyone else should turn off their autocorrect.
