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  1. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

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    The males have a wider stripe than the females, but I think that is the only visible difference between them.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    It might be a stretch. :supergrin:
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  3. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Properly terrified right about now.
     
  4. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    At least I didn't put my hair in pigtails though. :)
     
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  5. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Or have a can of Crisco sitting off to the side.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    C'mon man, I am better than that.
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    That would last quite a while. :supergrin:
     
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    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    You know by law you can demand that a nurse be in the room...:)
     
  10. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Even scarier. I might be able to fight off one, but two? In all that lube?
     
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    I think I saw something like that at a county fair once.
     
  12. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    I worked with a guy who had boxed a bear. He said that was nothing, his old man had wrestled an ape and won....
     
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    Iain Sparrow Banned Contributor

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    The last thing a guy sees before his prostate gets fondled.:)

    I am so glad my doctor is a petite woman from India. She has small hands and fingers.
     
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    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    "106 answered questions"...*raises hand paw* Yeah, I have a few...
    I really don't want the dregs of that container...

    Can you imagine going to someone's place and discovering that? And like...where the hell are they keeping it? In the garage with summer temperatures and all? Spoiled lube? Will it freeze in winter? That would be a problem...

    Or, "Damn. I knew I forgot something, Hang on a minute, I need to go out to the garage..."

    Seriously, though. Given the shelf life of most personal care products, especially for an open container, they'd better be hosting a hell of a lot of orgies, or that shit's going bad. And you know there's some bargain hunting cheapskate that didn't think any of this through and is buying that drum o' lube.

    (Expiration dates of some products I just bought: Deoderant 03-2020. Toothpaste #1 02/2020. Toothpaste #2: 10/2019. Moisturizer: 10/2020, open container expires in six months. At normal room temperature. Just sayin'.)

    Either that or at the old Tropicana in Hollywood (I'll let you guys Google. Add mud wrestling to your search so you don't end up at the Roosevelt Hotel.)
     
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    I have small hands too, but I play doctor just for fun. :)
     
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    Relax. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit. It won't hurt me at all. :D
     
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  18. Iain Aschendale

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    Andre the Giant holding a standard 12 oz (~355ml) beer can:

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    :eek: His thumb was half as wide as the can!!!
     
  20. Iain Aschendale

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    Andre,Wilt Chamberlain, and some twink fan Arnold Schwarzenegger in very nearly his prime. Arnie is 6"2'

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    No wonder the predator kicked his ass!
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  22. flawed personality

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    :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh:

    That would be me! :supercheeky::supercute:
     
  23. flawed personality

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    The look on your face in that second photo is hilarious, and priceless! :supergrin:
     
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    Oh yeah, where the hekh did you get that chair?
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Amazon. :p
     
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