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So, the cafe across the street from me installed a drive through window...

 

Looks like some random bypasser installed a drive through window to me. Without going through the usual channels. Just through the front of the freakin' building!

 

No no, I'm sure all the planning permissions were applied for and issued. Looks up to code to me.

 

The Anarchist code maybe.

 

Lol, it reminds me, at a fast food joint where I used to work they built a drive-thru before getting official permission to do so. Whenever customers would ask "Oh, are you getting a drive-thru?" (as they all did) we had to say "No, it's bun storage." with a straight face. And we also pushed all the racks of buns in there, to try to make it seem legit. But we couldn't really answer when they said "How come it has a drive-thru window in it?"

 

Kinda sorta unrelated: When I worked 9-1-1 we got a call from the payphone outside a notorious local bar with the complainant reporting that a deer had run through the front window (this was all small-town downtown) of a nearby restaurant. I gave it out to my officer but both of us pretty much assumed it was a joke.

When he arrived, however, he reported that the window was pretty much gone, all the tables and chairs had been knocked over, and "there's blood everywhere, it looks like a homicide scene."

Which prompted one of the other officers on duty that night (this particular town was always skating the edge of chaos and dark humor was acceptable on air) to ask "Sooo... do you need dispatch to order you a Bambilance?"

I lost it.

Like, I had to get a coworker from a different town to give out my next call because I was laughing too hard to speak.

 

This story shall be told at the next first responder meeting I attend.

 

It's even worse than I've related here because even though I was on the channel, I can't believe what a screwed-up night it was.

 

I think that's like the pirate code—it's more like guidelines.

 

I make a good bed pillow for my fat boy kitty.

 

what a sausage

 

Jesus Christ, his head's bigger than yours is!!

 

It's nice to have a purpose in life.

 

A lapcat.

 

Picture creds goes to my brother. was a good 85 degree day, which was a lot better than the 105 degree weather during my very first race!

 

hashtag skills

lol, sandals were after the race.

 

My muscles cat, pictured here, kept trying to eat my phone while standing on me. So, no picture with both of us. But he was nice enough to relax for one after kneeding my stomach with sharp claws. Happy kitty.



My other little guy was nice though and allowed for some even though he kept moving. Please don't notice my terrible double chin from looking down at a picture...

 

That would be what's commonly known as thumbhead:

Giant Thumb Head by Dan Kenemore, on Flickr
I've seen web pages where people make thumbhead and upload the pics for sport. Technically it's where the neck is as thick as the head, but anybody can 'make thumbhead'.

 

Me and my weirdness is obsessed with the background stuff

The pokemon posters, the grogu plushie, even the little christmas village (my family used to do the christmas village beneath the christmas tree)

 

We actually hand drew all the pokemon in that poster.

 

Thats awesome!!

 

So where are the pictures of you covered in mud? How did you finish? How many burpees?

 

Finished in 1:04:16
Lol, no mud because it was a Stadion, but my race tank was covered in red dirt from the infield.

I was so proud of myself... Had to do burpees on only 4 obstacles (rings, bars, rope climb, and spear throw.... But to be fair, the bars, i got to the end and missed a rung and fell, and the the spear throw, the rope tangled and fell short).
The burpees werent bad enough to slow me down this time around. I prepared for it!