That Moment...

Or that moment you realise that you only thought you managed to keep it silent because you're wearing headphones, and everyone in the train carriage is looking at you...

 

There should be a tip jar.

 

TMW you realize you could save yourself a lot of work by simply changing your title to "A Load of Boring Twaddle."

 

That moment at the Christmas party when you know who's going to win the game before you've even started and you wish you'd brought your nerf gun.

I'm usually a reasonably graceful loser, but not when this guy is involved. We're friends really, but he's so ridiculously competitive that he wins pretty much everything, and it's really annoying.

 

Edit: sorry for giving a spoiler for anyone who is interested in rogue one.

Spoiler

TMW you get back from the cinema, after crying over the death of a robot and you realise, you're still human. RIP K-2SO.

@big soft moose Where can I get a dream like that?

 

That moment when you are cyber schooled and you find an assignment that didn`t show up where it was supposed to and it`s due tomorrow.

That moment you realize said assignment can`t be done by tomorrow, and it`s for you`r senior seminar so you need it to graduate.

That moment when you need to ask a teacher you`ve barely communicated with all year, for an extension and you are praying that's she`s not overly strict in handing them out.

Getting very close to just wanting senior year to be done with.

Edit: That moment when you find out that only the permisson slips where due tomorrow, and being over 18 you don`t even need one and breathe a sigh of releif

That moment you`r still gonna freak out about the over all project the slips pertain to though because you just know it`s gonna be a bloody pain in the ass.

 

That moment when...

my toaster is broken so I decide to make toast in my oven but forget my bread is in the oven

and then I smell a burning smell and think "oh my toast must be done."

Really not having a good week with my oven.

 

Didn't cry, but it was one of the first few times that series has had an emotional impact. RIP Marvin.

 

How 'bout a spoiler alert? Sure would be nice.

 

Vader is Luke's dad
Sephiroth murdered Aries
Bruce Willis is a ghost
King Kong dies at the end
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TMW I just set up a Nintendo ID for my Wii U! Nickname is 'Mike', Nintendo ID is 'LinktheZora99' Add me if you wanna connect!

 

Terribly sorry, I forgot.

Spoiler

Everyone dies, to tie up any loose ends, which is quite sensible but does make it a bit like, oh, you made a load of good characters (a million times better than the prequel trig) and now they're all gone

 

I wasn't kidding. All these other movies are old, and anyone interested in them has already seen them or knows about them. K-2SO is in a new movie, and a lot of people who are interested in seeing it haven't had a chance yet. A spoiler alert is simply common courtesy in a situation like that.

 

I'm sorry

 

Wait... Sephiroth murdered Aries? Seriously? Shit, I totally missed that. I'm going to see "Mary Poppins" in a whole new light now.

Right after I find out who Sephiroth is.

 

Carrie Fisher had a heart attack.

http://movieweb.com/carrie-fisher-heart-attack-plane-flight-star-wars/

 

Not to mention "Moonlighting"

 

That moment when you wrapped your best friend's presents 2 weeks ago and have completely forgotten what one of them was.

That moment when you're tempted to open it yourself so you can find out.

That moment when the only reason you don't unwrap it is because you can't be bothered wrapping it again afterwards.

Merry christmas everybody

 

Well the network was concerned that the viewers could think there could be any belivable sexuel tensoin between Willis and Shepherd and him being a ghost would explain a lot there.

 

TMW chewing a handful of cold semisweet chocolate morsels, you realize a piece of your tooth broke off and there's no way you are spitting it out.

 

TMW you accidentally send the wrong picture in text message. And that wrong picture was something extremely embarrassing

 

TMW you find your hated 7th-grade English teacher's Facebook profile and your first instinct is to post on her wall, "You're an ugly, fat faggot. Drink bleach and die." But then you realize how horribly and sadistically cruel that is and immediately escape before that thought ferments. As mean as she was to me when I was in her class all those years ago, she doesn't deserve that. She deserves a happy Christmas just like everyone else.

I'm not an asshole, and I'll be damned if I start acting like one now.

 

SPOILER:

All of your favorite franchises from childhood will be resurrected by entertainment conglomerates and repackaged into soulless forms, designed solely to maximize profits in the theater and toy stores.