That Moment...

It's 74 here right now, but the humidity makes it feel like you're swimming instead of breathing. Near the Pennsylvania line, north of Binghamton. It's all mountains here, I'm surrounded by them, on a lake. We get crazy weather fluctuations and it's ALWAYS windy

 

All you need now is 3 wick candle, bamboo skewer, and some marshmallows.

 

Don't talk about wind, unless it blows at steady 50-70+ miles
on a regular basis.
And in 90-100+ degree weather it does fuck all to cool you down.
I swear the summers here in NE AZ are like living in a damn
hair dryer.


Though today is quite nice, light breeze and random rain squalls.
Otherwise it is dry and hot as hell.

 

Okay, so it's not that much wind usually, but rarely under 20 mph. In the winter, once all the leaves have dropped we average 50-60 at -10 or below, so it's the exact opposite of what you deal with

Rain squalls are nice?

 

Yes they block out the nuclear fusion furnace called the sun.
Also the rain cools things off, so you're not baked alive by 3pm.

And yeah the winter here is pretty mild, 10+degrees.
My limit was -2 in Washington. Definitely don't want to
be wearing earrings when it is that cold or colder, because
it burns like a SOB.

 

I bounce between having nothing to read and massive reading binges where I'll read large novels in a day. There is very little in-betweens.

 

TMW you're re-reading an old favorite and you realize the author didn't do enough homework (Neuromancer, and the geography of Istanbul)

Still a great book.

 

TMW your one-sentence throwaway observation in another thread starts a three-page discussion about underwear. (While simultaneously, and at the same time, your lengthy oh-so-deep discussion starter in yet another thread is roundly ignored.)

 

That sounds odd. Underwear is not that complicated.

 

Wait...

Dude, you're our resident representative from the broader fetish community, and you're saying "Underwear is not that complicated"?

Do I need to call your union hall?

 

Cereal?
Sure it can be made of exotic materials or have intricate
patterns, but it is still underwear.
Why do we need to invent a pair for men and women that
takes twenty minutes to put on? I mean it is possible, but
not very practical given the nature that is just going to be
taken off again.

If I must, then I must. I will get on the wire and see if we
can't cook up some panties that come with a manual.

We will Ikea the shit out 'em for ya.

 

No, but it's sexy. People like to talk about it (online, at least).

 

TMW your dogs tree a groundhog. Did you know groundhogs can climb trees? I did not. But, clearly, I was wrong.

 

Aww... your dog is teaching you something new!

 

Here's a better one so you can see him better. He's still up there

 

TMW someone asked me if I install carpet, even though it is clearly stated in my advert posting.
It was damn difficult to not message the guy back: I don't know, can you read?

Sadly when I discussed with Tammy down at the Country Store, there is apparently
people that ask this dumbass question to people in any given profession. I know they say
there are no stupid questions, but there are stupid people who are an exception.
Stupid people make my brain hurt, and that should not be possible given the brain has no sensory nerves to feel anything.

 

Hey wait a minute, why does he get to be the designated representative?! When was this agreed upon?!

 

Are you nominating yourself? If so, let's hear your qualifications.

 

Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw a disturbing picture of CT with dental instruments and pigtails, so unless you can beat that, @Oscar Leigh, then CT is our man.

 

And oranges and cream flavored gloves.

Did it happen to look like this?

 

Can't be sure. I instinctively averted my eyes, haha.

 

Be brave.

 

I'm so horny I once thought I was addicted to masturbation and I was introduced to my sexuality by being aroused by anime videos because they appealed to my fetishes.