That Moment...

A swallow, stay right there I'm going to grab a great ball and catch you. Because I got to catch em all, Writermon. Sorry I couldn't resist, LOL mark!

 

Nice to meet you, you related to Shamu?

 

TMW every single thing about the way MS Word borders, headers, and footers "work" makes you wish MS Word were a person so that you could accept accountability for its murder.

 

My name is Orangefire and I’m a dragon.

 

Well met, I May need an Ultraball for this one. . Or a dragon tamer.

(Let's see Orange Dragon... Either a Dragonite or a Charizard, either way. )

 

Hello, my name is soupcannon and I'm a figment of @Shenanigator's imagination, manifesting itself in the moments when she blacks out, and taking to the internet to post corrections to people's opinions in comment sections.

By the way, we're out of mustard.

 

He's my fourth cousin twice removed.

We don't speak of him. We Orcas don't like mingling with humans -- apparently they're mean to us.

 

Oh cool! My brain lobes are named Samuel and Maxwell is there always fighting for control of my being. I realize that it references Sam & Max, but that's a coincidence! Samuel and Maxwell are based off two of my characters but also represent two parts of my being.

Samuel is scientific deals more with order and Maxwell is my creative side he deals with chaos!

 

Isn't Shamu female?

 

She told me she was a male.

 

It happens!

 

Ah well, I'm not complaining.

 

Hello! I'm minstrel, a Squirrel with Authority and an unusual sense of Style.

 

I'm feeling a new Avatar Pick coming on. . Need a hat.

 

TMW... you summaries a part of the book in a report, because you feel it would be boring, unnecessary to write and just more of the same. The report basically conveys what needs to be conveyed for the unwritten scenes (Or chapter).

 

TMW you look at the clock and realize you've been watching Steamed Hams videos on YouTube for the past 4 hours instead of doing what you were supposed to.

 

Did he like the puppy?

 

We can't be, @soupcannon , I bought a whole box of packets of Grey Poupon because I knew we wouldn't be able to go through a whole jar. They're in a mason jar in the pantry, next to the Sriracha packets and crushed tomatoes.

 

That moment when there is a ducky love triangle playing out in your garden and your dad is wandering round the house making quacking noises.

 

TMW... you can't tell anymore if you're trolling or make a legitimate comment on YouTube. Or just assume it's a little bit of both! Make my comment and troll at the same time!

After all, everyone on YouTube is a armchair Road scholar, who knows everything about everything. I believe we call that a fool, but then again what do I know, for I know I am a fool!

 

The fact that the puppy was laughing in the photo makes it look intentional, which makes it even funnier.

 

That seems more like a cat thing to me, not a puppy thing