Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lewdog, Jul 8, 2014.
Did he snort them out of the food bowl?? Must be a jungle thing.
Do you think it is time for an intervention when someone is so desperate they are snorting red ants out of a dog food bowl?
Makes me wonder what he feeds his dogs. Or if they even are really dogs... who knows? They might be aardvarks. It's easy to confuse dogs and aardvarks when you're not paying attention and you're multilingual.
So how come no one has said in the other thread they have a problem spelling aardvark?
Because the double a is so obviously required in that word, silly. Who spells aardvark wrong??
TMW you're looking up something completely mundane and whoops, you enter into a whack-job, crackpot, Kennedy-was-shot-by-Obama website...
Obviously Obama didn't shoot Kennedy...Obama was in Kenya at the time.
TMW you wonder if legalese came into being in order to protect people through hyper-precise language, or to wrest control from them through obfuscation.
(androgynous) That moment when you realize your leopard briefs are visible through your white shorts/pants
That moment when you realize your brand new, recently bought PS4 requires an HD TV, of which you have none.
<--- Just experienced this.
That moment when you take a sip of orange juice shortly after brushing your teeth.
That moment when you eat an orange from the fridge that you don't really know how long has been there and it tastes vaguely like a screwdriver.
you lick a screwdriver that is attached to a car battery to see if it has a charge.
TMW, your confrontation skills have to take a back seat, the fact that you've put it off for so long has only worsened the matter gravely, at this point it's more than 50% your fault even though at the beginning you were completely guiltless, suck it up, go face it, deal, stop being a little b**ch and own the fact that the lawn must be mowed.
That moment when you realize you have a thing for someone who really isn't your type. :/
TMW you make a Tony Dow ref and all you get is
That moment when you realize you were doing it wrong the whole time.
That moment you find out it's Friday and you thought it was Thursday, and there's something important you have to finish before the weekend!
that ten minutes before the end of your shift you realise that it is indeed friday and you have 2 days off.
Is this post about landscaping or manscaping?
TMW...a thousand words into your story and you are just pooped out and want to call it quits, despite the fact you have less than two hundred words to go.
TMW I had to read that three times because the first two time it was a story about you poopin' yerself.
TMW when you wonder what goes on through the mind of your fellow members of this here forum. Hmmm...
That's pretty much every moment. More with some members than others, but still...
I'm having this conversation with a squirrel.
Just kidding with ya.
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