Do you think it is time for an intervention when someone is so desperate they are snorting red ants out of a dog food bowl?
Makes me wonder what he feeds his dogs. Or if they even are really dogs... who knows? They might be aardvarks. It's easy to confuse dogs and aardvarks when you're not paying attention and you're multilingual.
Because the double a is so obviously required in that word, silly. Who spells aardvark wrong?? TMW you're looking up something completely mundane and whoops, you enter into a whack-job, crackpot, Kennedy-was-shot-by-Obama website...
TMW you wonder if legalese came into being in order to protect people through hyper-precise language, or to wrest control from them through obfuscation.
(androgynous) That moment when you realize your leopard briefs are visible through your white shorts/pants
That moment when you realize your brand new, recently bought PS4 requires an HD TV, of which you have none. <--- Just experienced this.
That moment when you eat an orange from the fridge that you don't really know how long has been there and it tastes vaguely like a screwdriver.
TMW, your confrontation skills have to take a back seat, the fact that you've put it off for so long has only worsened the matter gravely, at this point it's more than 50% your fault even though at the beginning you were completely guiltless, suck it up, go face it, deal, stop being a little b**ch and own the fact that the lawn must be mowed.
That moment you find out it's Friday and you thought it was Thursday, and there's something important you have to finish before the weekend!
that moment.. that ten minutes before the end of your shift you realise that it is indeed friday and you have 2 days off.
TMW...a thousand words into your story and you are just pooped out and want to call it quits, despite the fact you have less than two hundred words to go.
TMW I had to read that three times because the first two time it was a story about you poopin' yerself.