That Moment...

Welllll....the new one certainly does have a face....what a face. He does actually look a little tender.

 

TMW.... you discover that pulling up to police units in GTA V and laying down your horn will annoy them and make them go 10-state on your ass. LOL. I got shot at for annoying a cop.

 

@BayView No! No, please! Just bring back something that won't give us all nightmares - please bring back the book covers!

 

(Softly) oh no.

 

Stop joking around.

 

Why, so serious?

 

TMW when you still remember the "Slip, slop, slap" slogans. #nostalgia #livingondeathisland.

 

This could go one of two ways. If she gifted you the knife in a box with a bow, that's one thing. If she gifted it to you by impaling your kidney with it, that's another.

 

TMW you realize your always a better writer than the people that
write Trollpastas. Poor Gordon Ramsay Fan-Fic. (SMH)

 

For the curious and non-Australian, here's an example:

 

I thought it was a picture of Keith Richards until I saw the caption.

 

Well at least he's droolingly happy.

 

TMW you hear in your local health food store that there is a plan afoot to add a 23% tax to all supplements. My response to this was as follows: "Oh hell, no!" *scurries off to sign the petition*

Spoiler

And no. I have never said that phrase before in my life.

 

TMW you realize you have to make at least one game of the local womens' Roller Derby team this year. You have to love a sport where the athletes take names like Rabid-y Ann, Nan Suckit and CrissCross SlaughterSauce.

 

TMW... your dog enjoys you petting her unaware that you are planning out your post-apocalyptic meals, and how to properly eat her piece by piece while keeping her alive to keep the meat fresh. If she weren't spade, i'll spare her, but now she's just spare ribs.


Edit: Just kidd'n I am going cannibal, my doggos and I are going to enjoy a plate of Human Spare ribs.

 

That moment they can`t get the microphone system to work at church and you go back to the system and actually turn up the master volume and it works but they were switching plugs at the time and think thats so you don`t even mention it. Hey doesn`t matter which thing fixed it, if no one touches it`ll stay good and I don`t get roped into being support. I mean the systems bare basics but still.

 

That moment when you resort to watching Man United v PSG because Iceland aren't playing again until next month, Sigurdsson has been shockingly awful every time you've bothered to watch Everton, and Villa have sidelined Bjarnasson, and basically you're desperate to watch some football.

(I also want to see if United's defense have the balls to deal with Mbappe. If I was into betting, I'd put my money on NO...)

 

TMW.... you're no longer unemployed, will no longer have to go and be a pharmacy technician for that horrid company you worked at. No matter how tough your new job maybe, even on its hardest day it couldn't be any worse than the other company on its best day

 

That moment when someone euphemistically refers to their genitals as their 'nethers' and realize that you're trousers contain a portal to the nether world.

 

"Diggin Minecraft style!"

 

Congrats and good luck on new endeavors.

Protip: Make things like noodles or something you only need a pot for so you can just use the pot and only end up dirtying one dish.

spend two fucking hours washing up and cleaning the kitchen[/QUOTE]

"I`ll see you in Hell!" " I hope not I don`t like you like that. "

TMW you can`t even take you`r dog out because the sky has decided to throw rocks at you.