That Moment...

Tmw your blood sugar is low. Tmw you can't eat anything until after blood work which is in an hour.

ಠ_ಠ​

 

TMW you go to put last week's pyjamas in the wash and realise you haven't actually worn them.

Fuck, I cannot wait for this essay to be due so I can allow myself to go to bed again.

 

TMW you discover you have already saved 3/4 money you will need to buy your plane tickets for your Christmas visit.

 

That is cool, and pretty quick too.

 

It turns out it's due to them back-paying my electricity allowance from 21/03/2018-01/01/2019.

 

TMW I envy you for being able to last an all-nighter, I tried last night but crashed hard. Power nappings the closet I can get. I`m pretty susceptible to fatigue due to medical issues.

 

TMW it's so goddamned cold outside that you linger a moment when bagging the poop.

 

Yeah, I'm always exhausted and I end up taking naps in the day. Luckily, the deadline's tomorrow.

 

TMW you give up on trying to watch the end of an online episode, because it just won't load

Followed by

TMW you just go to the next episode instead

 

"I`ll just pay extra attention to the recap."

 

TMW your court advocate says if you fight against a Full Care Order and win, your daughter should come straight back to you!!

 

I really, really hope you win, then!

 

That's the issue. Meeting my solicitor next week to discuss all options and strategies.

 

TMW someone crank called emergency services. now my coworkers and i are pissed because now if we ACTUALLY need them, it will be "the little boy who cried wolf" situation

 

TMW you do the right thing, even though it really hurts.

 

TMW you finally put up the posters that you brought with you in September four weeks before the end of your second term.

 

TMW when you come back from shopping and start unloading groceries only to realize you forgot to get that item you needed all week.

 

Four-slice toasters! Look into 'em - they do the job nice.

Also, look into Pop Tarts.

 

TMW when you're packing up your "mobile office" in the morning, and grab a handful of pens..fully remember doing that but never put them in the bag. Then come home to find..you did indeed pick up the pens on your desk and put them somewhere else. You` just have no idea where that somewhere is.

 

This is always the way.