Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lewdog, Jul 8, 2014.
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yeah um - I'll just leave this here
We don't mind the occasional f bomb for emphasis, but we really got to ask you to tone it down now, hear me
Mod hat off - TMW you really need the bathroom, but the dog, who has been whining and crying all evening because he doesn't like the heat, has finally gone to sleep, with his head resting on your foot
It is said that the prophet Muhammed once, when summoned to prayers, found that his cat was sleeping on his prayer robe. He cut off the sleeve rather than wake the cat.
Not saying that you should go all Saw on yourself, of course
TMW it clouds up nicely and you realize you have a great excuse not to go to the neighborhood cookout party being held in the driveway next to yours (because you hate these things). Followed by TMW the rain stops, the sky clears, the birds sing, and the neighbors start dragging out the lawn furniture. Which means you must spend the next couple hours hunkered down with the blinds drawn.
TMW after several days of
Things suddenly switch up to
You'll figure it out.
It's actually a modern art piece but what the hey.
That moment when...
you realize that fart wasn't just a fart.
TMW: All the games you're looking forward to is coming out in 2020...but you also don't want 2019 to fly by super fast and give you an existential crisis.
That we call a shart.
Yes, yes we do
TMW you miss fishing, so you dress like a hillbilly and clean up an
old fishing rod, then pretend you caught a red G-string.
(I quit drinking so I have to entertain my weird self some how)
TMW you see an article on Facebook that says tonight's episode of Love Island will be extended by fifteen minutes because of "explosive dumping" and you have to laugh because you are a child and you are disgusting.
They say that some comedy comes from misery.
So don't feel bad about it.
I was rather thinking of a different kind of "dumping"...
It's near midnite. Did we make the Forum Daily Five?
TMW you find a dress that has a remarkable resemblance to a bin bag...and yet you find yourself actually liking it, but you can't explain why.
TMW you show a hilarious cat video to your 91 year-old relative who loves cats:
"Whose cat is it?"
TMW you fangirl over historians you like being listed as helping out another historian you like with a book you're looking at.
I regret nothing.
For the curious: Jenny Wormald and Linda Levy Peck helping Pauline Croft.
TMW a coach drives past you with a giant teddy bear facing through the windscreen.
Damn, what'd I miss? That must have been epic!
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