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  1. LoaDyron

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    TMW you are typing up something for work and you notice that your last sentence is underlined in red....... you realize you wrote the entire thing backward (ekil siht)

    HOW THE FLIP DID MY BRAIN JUST RANDOMLY SWITCH TO BACKWARDS????? IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARAGRAPH?????

    edit: i'm actually pretty scared now.... did i have a mini seizure or something to make my brain reverse its words?
     
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    TMW you finally find the item for your VIT (Very Important Task). :superyesh:
     
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    yeah um - I'll just leave this here

    We don't mind the occasional f bomb for emphasis, but we really got to ask you to tone it down now, hear me
     
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    Mod hat off - TMW you really need the bathroom, but the dog, who has been whining and crying all evening because he doesn't like the heat, has finally gone to sleep, with his head resting on your foot
     
    big soft moose, Jun 25, 2019
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    It is said that the prophet Muhammed once, when summoned to prayers, found that his cat was sleeping on his prayer robe. He cut off the sleeve rather than wake the cat.

    Not saying that you should go all Saw on yourself, of course :)
     
    Iain Aschendale, Jun 25, 2019
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    TMW it clouds up nicely and you realize you have a great excuse not to go to the neighborhood cookout party being held in the driveway next to yours (because you hate these things). Followed by TMW the rain stops, the sky clears, the birds sing, and the neighbors start dragging out the lawn furniture. Which means you must spend the next couple hours hunkered down with the blinds drawn.
     
    GrahamLewis, Jun 25, 2019
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    TMW after several days of

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    Things suddenly switch up to

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    You'll figure it out.
     
    Iain Aschendale, Jun 26, 2019
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    It's actually a modern art piece but what the hey.

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    That moment when...
    you realize that fart wasn't just a fart.
     
    Rae_3, Jun 27, 2019
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    TMW: All the games you're looking forward to is coming out in 2020...but you also don't want 2019 to fly by super fast and give you an existential crisis. :eek:
     
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    That we call a shart.
     
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    Yes, yes we do
     
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    TMW you miss fishing, so you dress like a hillbilly and clean up an
    old fishing rod, then pretend you caught a red G-string. :p
    (I quit drinking so I have to entertain my weird self some how):supergrin:
     
    Cave Troll, Jun 28, 2019
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    TMW you see an article on Facebook that says tonight's episode of Love Island will be extended by fifteen minutes because of "explosive dumping" and you have to laugh because you are a child and you are disgusting.
     
    EstherMayRose, Jun 28, 2019
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    They say that some comedy comes from misery. :p
    So don't feel bad about it. :)
     
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    I was rather thinking of a different kind of "dumping"...
     
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    It's near midnite. Did we make the Forum Daily Five?
     
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    TMW you find a dress that has a remarkable resemblance to a bin bag...and yet you find yourself actually liking it, but you can't explain why. o_O

    BinBagDress.jpg
     
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    TMW you show a hilarious cat video to your 91 year-old relative who loves cats:

    "Whose cat is it?"

    *facepalm*
     
    Shenanigator, Jun 29, 2019
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