That Moment...

TMW you discover that your online friend has family friends in the same town as your fiance.

 

TMW....

"Did I spell this correctly? Never used that word before..."

*Googles*

"Huh, I did. Guess I've got more than two neurons left....."

 

TMW a poor innocent Dik-Dik gets possessed . Well, I guess it happens to the best of us .

 

TMW when some of the very very bad for humans chemicals they use at work smell exactly like double fudge brownies.

I feel like that would lead to some safety issues.

 

TMW you're stuck in line at wally world, and some
rando gives some rando chick $100, and they don't
even know eachother...
And you think to yourself;" Where is that rando
that is gonna give me $100 for no reason?"

 

Eew, yucky dik-dik!

 

I would, but on account of not being a stranger, I don't qualify.

 

Spoiler

That moment when because you sometimes sabotage yourself, and you do a search for your rapist, you see he's gained about a hundred pounds and he's losing his teeth and for the first time since it happened, you feel justice being done.

Trigger warning in there for rape.

 

Spoiler

What a fucking prick. Sorry you went through that.

 

TMW you finish your workout at the gym and realize you forgot to pack fresh underwear. So you have to decide whether to wear the sweaty old shorts or go commando. You opt for the latter, and all goes well, since you zip carefully and avoid driving over any potholes on your way home.

 

TMW you realise it's rent day today...at 11pm.

 

TMW you wanna play name that tune based on tabs.
Intro Both Guitars
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-2-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|-2-f-e-e-d-b-a-c-k~------------------------------------------------|
|-0-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Riff1a/guitar 1 Riff1a/guitar 2
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------8-9-8---8-7---7-6-|---------8-9-8---8-7---7-6-------------|
|-------7-------9-----8-----|-------7-------9-----8-----------------|
|-0-0-0---------------------|-0-0-0---------------------------------|
. . . . . .

Riff1b/guitar 1 Riff1b/guitar 2
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------8-7-8---8-7---7-6-------------|
|---------8-9-8---8-7---7-6-|-------7-------9-----8-----------------|
|-------7-------9-----8-----|---------------------------------------|
|-0-0-0---------------------|-0-0-0---------------------------------|
. . . . . .

Riff1c/guitar 1 Riff1c/guitar 2
|---------------------------|---------------------------------------|
|---------------------------|-------------ph------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------8-9-8---8-7---7-6-------------|
|---------8-9-8---8-7---7-6-|-------7-------9-----8-----------------|
|-------7-------9-----8-----|---------------------------------------|
|-0-0-0---------------------|-0-0-0---------------------------------|
. . . . . .

Riff 2 Both GUitars
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------3-2-------|
|-------------------------------------------------------4-----3-2---|
|-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-0-2-4-------------|
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . . .

 

TMW you don't realized you booked a resort hotel accidentally for work in the middle of Hollywood on sunset boulevard. I swear, everything else was sold out ...

 

TMW your old friend who never graduated high school is able to offer more rational political insights than your postgrad-educated family members.

 

Educated via bias.

 

The ol' windbags.

 

I think it is Eb tuning 6 string guitar.

 

Hint: It is a famous song by one of the original thrash bands
of the '80s that has been playing the same stuff their entire
career.

Spoiler: Extra Hint

 

TMW you want to hit like or share, but that glaring typo or spelling passed through a meat grinder refuses to let you.

 

TMW you read a line from a terrible fantasy that
is so self referential to the author that it hurts. I
will let you judge it to be painful and funny,
or painful and cringe worthy.

It's better to be yourself than other people's fantasy.