That Moment...

You wake up in the early hours after dozing on the couch for three hours and go to bed thinking you’re still tired but then realise within ten minutes those three hours really took the edge off your need for sleep so you lie there trying to convince yourself it’s okay to get up and start the day even though you know that by noon you’ll be ready for bed again.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the longest punctuation-free single-breath sentence I’ve ever written in my life.

 

TMW you realize old Sci-Fi was really naive.
I mean really? All you need is a fancy/derpy
helmet and you can survive anywhere that
isn't the Earth.

 

That picture could be Arizona.

 

IDK, we don't have that many craters.

 

The mountains look like waves with foam.

 

<Pan back to vision of naked astronauts before her, frozen with their dik-diks sticking out!>

 

TMW you find that people don't react well to rando hugs.

 

TMW you realise that you want more Skittles, but will have to crawl to tomorrow without them, as the local shop has closed for the day.

 

TMW you're not sure if it has a horn or a bell.

 

The fishnet stockings are equally important .

 

Maybe get for that solar tan?

 

Doesn't that thing hold like, forty-seven clowns?

 

That moment when you aren`t really into like vlog or couple channel type stuff generally but you end up getting sucked into the backlog of one just because there`s like a whole ass storyline with romance, Villians, and betrayal. It`s like a slightly cringy romcom.

 

TMW you're leaving the till after packing your bag, and the cashier chases after you with the Skittles that you missed.

 

TMW you find the urban dictionary page on a persons name to be incredibly accurate, despite not writing it yourself.

 

... you get an email from amazon saying your parcel is ready to be picked up from the locker at the local supermarket, precisely three minutes after said supermarket has closed!

That said it did give the delivery date as Saturday. Maybe this is their petty way of making sure I don't get it early.

 

TMW you find out that if you were to be shrunk down to
5% your normal size, you would be incredibly dense for
being 3-4 inches tall at around 5 pounds or so.

 

TMW, after binge-watching most of six seasons of a pretty good TV show, you realize you're dragging your feet about watching the rest because you really don't want it to end. Should have seen this coming.

 

TMW your daughter's half sister messages and says she misses you, when you haven't spoken in over 6 years.

 

... you drag your arse out of bed at almost noon and find yourself instantly bored and wondering how you're going to fill the day.

 

TMW your F/B feed stops updating because you've put everyone on snooze for 30 days.

T other MW you realize that you yourself are likely snoozed on many, many, many feeds for same reason.

 

Just purged the people I had snoozed who never commented on my posts. Mutual snooze does not a friendship make.