The Baseless Lies Game

yes, i am jealous, but mexican is taking up too much space so your jealous that im out here in my own large space

 

You have only said that so I would leave my rock and join you so you weren't lonely anymore isn't that right.

 

yes, it's right, but your thinking of taking it further, in fact, you have already planned out how to kill mexican so i can join you in your rock

 

Randomer

Randomer was just outside eating a small infant due to his protein difficiency brought on by an extreme case of satyriasis. Not only is he an addict, but he's addicted to amputee porn.

[evillaugh]Muahahahahahahahaha[/evillaugh]

 

Wilderbeast has stolen most of my frontal lobes. He took them slowly at first, with some champaigne. But then he was stealing ice-cream scoop sizes that he keeps in his pockets. He needs them due to the large quantities of EVERYTHING that my mind possesses.

 

Good one Randomer, so you want under my cozy rock do you. Hmmm I'll let you know when there is some space.

But wilderbeast you have not got much of a mind so he is outta of luck I ma afraid.

 

Remember Everyone I'm still Batman.

 

Yeah and I'm the fairy god mother as well as cat woman.

 

Now that means you are a skitso if you have two personalities.
Im happy just been Batman.

 

Hmmm it is fun being skitso u r just jealous cause you don't have your own special friend to keep you company when no one else is around

 

Ah your so wrong. Ive got Robin.

 

how could you halt penguins taking over of the world. I hate joker cos clowns just arent funny but penguins... you disgust me

 

Oh come on now Randomer, just because you can't get under my rock doesn't mean you have to take it out on Batman. You just can't handle being left out can you?

 

*sniff* no, waaaaa, *sniff* but you don't want to leave me outhere, if this wasn't a game of lies i would be all snug and warm in your rock right now, am i right or am i right? or am i wrong?

nd please, call me Chris

 

Hmmm Indeed. Whats that no its a plane no its a bird hell look its superman no its a flying pig.
And Im still Batman.

 

u'd better believe thats a flying pig vampire woman

 

You'd better stop crapping on your neighbours lawn in day light.

 

you are only bothered about it because it is your lawn and you can't do it as you are constipated.

 

Nope thats Robin.
I never get bunged up. Im Batman.

 

You know,

If you guys want to hook up, it's cool with me. I mean, I don't mind or anything.

 

Yep I know.

 

Oh come on get over it like you are all just so jealous cause of me and Resident Mexican not letting you all under the rock with us. I mean sheesh it is not like there is anything special about hiding under a rock people.

LOL

 

I don't need a rock Im Batman

 

oh your just jealous cause you want a rock of your own Raven and no one will let you have one.

 

Bah. I need not a rock maybe a mountain but rocks they is small and for the slimy.