Well I wanted to start my own (somewhat original) word game, so here we go! This is how it works: One person says something you should NEVER do, and the person below explains why. Then make the next rule. Like so: First person: You should never run with you mouth open. Second person: Because a dragonfly with rabies can go in. You'll have to live the rest of your life known as that kid with rabies. You should never... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And it goes on from there. If one action gets more than one consequence, its up to you guys to sort things out. Well lets get started. You should NEVER eat with solid gold chopsticks.
Because you might drown (Sorry that's the most interesting I could think of!) You should never eat someone else's birthday cake.
Because they could get mad and never be friends with you for the rest of your life. You should never climb up a 50 foot tree
because the just might eat your eyes before you get to the end. You should never sit in a waste paper bin
Lest you be mistaken for leftover chop suey by a hungry street person... You should never tell your mother your innermost secrets because....
she might sell them on ebay or broadcast them worldwide just to spite you for all those tantrums you threw as a little child. You should never eat cheesecake on a friday afternoon
Because it was baked in the same oven as Friday's fish. Icky pooh! You should never get to know your pigs before you have them for dinner because...
you may well damage your plates when you cut the meat due to the anger of the last arguement you had - or the distress of losing a friend depending on how well you got along. You should never write with blue pen on the 4th monday of a month
...Because in most countries that's considered illegal and you could serve a life sentence for it. You should never tell anyone your name...
because a wizard might overhear and everyone knows that wizards can only cast spells on people whos names they know you should never jump on a trampoline
because some day it might come and see how you like being jumped on for fun. You should never jump in puddles
because in drawing her picture you would have control over her soul and body... should a man ever have this kind of power, whatever it is that governs the laws of social relationships would explode out of pure shock and the end of the world as we know it would be upon us. You should never call yourself on the phone while looking in a mirror
Because the words in your voicemail will be repeated backwards. You should never blow bubbles after doing jumping jacks...
... because then the bubbles will contain a high amount of methaan gass. Then, when the bubbles burst, they will incinerate everything with a twenty feet radius. You should never try to steal the golden orb from me...
for the golden orb is genuinely precious and prohibitive. You should never exchange my intellect for vast amount of monies...
... because it could lead to you becomming an evil mastermind that travels back in time to create the iceberg that sunk the Titanic and thus killing a man and woman whose offsrping would have discovered a cure for cancer, influenza, AIDS and HIV. You should never try to cough ...
Because it is acute and can be spreaded to others.Likewise,coughing makes people perceive you are sickening. You should never go to a ghost world...
because that would shatter the dimensional rift between the two worlds, which would let some really bad things enter our world, like the spirit of George Bush Senior's dad. And offcourse, in the end, we would all drown in the ectoplasm. You should never wear socks,
Because those sticky,grotesque smell of your feets and socks would formed after wearing it for over an hour.You would subsequently have to wash your legs. You should never open your house door when there is a idiosyncratic figure ouside which is not making a single sound...
Because it could be a sneaky ninja-trained businessman or keds selling junk to raise money for their school! You should never pour a gallon of milk onto a little yellow daisy...
Because the daisy would absorb the nutries and turn into an all-consuming mutant plant. Yah, you heard me. You should never post on this forum...
