Because your fated lifespan is shortened by half. If you post in Word Games you can see the lifespan and ages of unfamiliar faces... You should never let your hair grow past your waist...
(Love the connection to Death Note Ti Odio) ... little children around you will inhale it and choke in it. You should never watch dubbed anime...
LOL Because the voices haunt your dreams by playing a country hoedown. You should never drink a strawberry milkshake...
... because vanilla is so much better. And your head would explode, probably. You should never pick your nose...
Because a black vortex with open, releasing impregnated dragons. You should never bunny-hop to travel around...
because you would mimic a bunny's disposition,silly indeed. You should never create your own company...
... because that just doesn't work out, look at Dr. Frankenstein. Creating life is a big no-no. You should never hit a woman...
Because you don't want a girl to think of you as a jerk and hate you for all eternity, now do you? You should never sing in the shower...
...because I can guarantee that's the one time that the girl/boy you fancy and are desperately trying to impress will sneak into your house and hear! From then on it's all down hill. You should never stick peanut butter to animals...
Because everyone whose name is Bob nowadays are retired Hippies, or borne from foreign Europian parents. You should never jump into a puddle...
Because we already have evident research that we cannot fly.If you hanker for flying,it would be foolhardy,candidly. You should never walk outdoors devoid of your umbrella...
Because then you have a higher percentage of meeting a woman called Mary Poppins. You should never spin 75 times in a spinning chair...
Because then you would evetually fall off and hit your head so hard that you would crack your skull open and bleed to death. You should never put your naked butt on the copy machine.
Because someone else has probably already done that before on that same machine. You should never eat M&M's upside-down...
... because it will cause stomach aches. Very bad stomach aches. He didn't give me a lot to work with -.-' You should never write in small black books...
... because that's just asking for trouble. Maybe it's an enchanted mirror. Maybe your reflection is actually a demon trapped in the mirror world. Perhaps Kirby will come and eat you for messing with mirrors in the first place. So many possibilities. Just don't do it. Seriously, don't. Also, you should never press Ctrl, Alt and Delete at 12:00 pm, because...
The world freezes and you are stuck in time. You should never sneeze when you're flaring your arms...
... because your arms will get ripped of by the energy you cause when you sneeze. And noone wants to lose his arms. They're like my second favourite body parts. You should never eat cheese and fish during the same day, ...
Because that concoction will create a baby demon inside of your belly. You should never dance on a Slip n' Slide...