The Dumb Get Dumber

Haha, what an idiot.

 

Parents love those stories because it makes our own little idiots seem half ways sane.

 

I hear you there. lol

 

I'm not halfway sane. But I do have half a brain. So I don't do things like that. I always make sure I'm the only one who knows what I actually did.

 

Haha, that's what the doyle gets for wearing flashing light trainers. I wore them when I was four.

 

On my feet they'd be running lights, such as what are required on large aircraft and ocean-going vessels.

My feet enter the room a while before the rest of me arrives...