The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted but then you realize it was all a dream!!! mwahahah

I wish i could stop doing this but its addictive!!!

 

Granted. You forever leave this topic, but you end up getting bored on this forum up to the point of leaving this site, and attempting to find another way to occupy your time. Three years later, your friends, who have been trying to contact you, find your locked up in the basement of your parents house with rings around your eyes, surrounded by new "friends" as well as a cloud of smoke packed in the tiny space, who all share the same interest.

I wish I wouldn't be cursed...

 

Granted, everybody loves you and all you do goes well, but because of your rotten character you're unable to enjoy any of it. (hey, I can't help the way you are! )

I wish I would get better so I could study.

 

Granted. You get much, much better. Sadly, you get better at procrastination. Ow well, you can always study tomorrow right?


I wish the oxygen sensor heater circuit on my truck would fix its self. The cracked fuel neck too.

 

Granted. But they soon develop a mind of their own, and, in a fit of jealousy, destroy the rest of the truck, everything inside included.

I wish my computer wouldn't be so slow.

 

Granted. It explodes because it's too fast.

I wish I were a dictator. XD