Wish granted but they can no longer procreate Sweet I sleep with the whole female population. BANK!!! In that case -- I wish every woman was sexy.
They are but only in your version of sexy which is 90 year old woman..ewww. I wish I could master every subject in collage
* @#$! ouch* that kicking hurt.. Granted your cat is green because it is sick and it may die. I wish I had a nice dog.
Granted but you kill yourself from boredom soon afterward, the dog was cooler as a violent animal. I wish everyone was as well endowed as me. (AHEM... I'm referring to my dong, in case someone missed that.)
Granted. But sadly what you consider to be "well endowed" is somewhat optomistic, and you are lynched by a mob of disgruntled men who are now in the possession of 2inch tackle. I wish I was dead.
Granted. Now you get reincarnated as a dung Beatle pushing and eating feces (Crap) for the rest of your dung beatle life. I wish I ruled the World ~Raven.
Granted you never get in trouble, but you get bored because there's no thrill to living on the edge. I wish I was impervious to everything.
Granted but now you will live a life void of raw emotion, passion and love. For if nothing can penetrate your mind, body or soul, you shall forever exist on the surface of all that there is. Never truly tasting the sweetness of life or feeling its warmth. How tragic. I wish I could meet Keanu Reeves...I hear he is single
Granted. But he turns Gay and has a major disliking of all women. This hurts you so much you end up falling in love with Barry Manilow, and thus you spend the rest of your days listening to his songs. As you can imagine your life soon ends. I wish I were the Richest man on the Earth ~Raven.
granted but poverty and famine sweep the globe and evry1 dies cuz you have all the money in the world...then you die of lonliness. I wish I could invent the most advanced and friendly robot
Barry Manilow? Oh cruel world! Granted, but now you need for nothing and want for less. Waking one morning to discover that no one cares to know you, but only to gain access to your endless riches. Never to be challenged or truly inspired by any mere mortal again...for as long as you shall live. I wish for a cabin on Redfish Lake with a magical closet of supplies that never run out. Completely self contained for power and water and a kick ass internet connection.
....what about my wish..... lol Granted but you never stop endeavoring yourself in that stuff and u forget about your kids... I wish I was never unhappy
Granted, but happiness loses all its value because you have nothing to compare it to. I wish I knew what I really wanted to wish for.
Granted. You wished for everyone to to be happy but forgot about yourself and ended up marrying Barry Manilow. Thus your life soon ended. I wish I was 21 again. ~Raven.
Granted. But now you must run and hide for I have heard that Barry Manilow is into 21 year old....men. <grin> I wish that chivalry and civility were still the "top" oder of the day.
...I don't....but unfortunatly it was granted and the world falls into chaos because it wasn't the way the world is meant to be run. I wish I was 20
You are in body, but also in mind, and will be for eternity. Never reaching maturity or wisdom that comes with age. Good luck with that. I wish for a serene existance.
Granted, while you live a serene existance in a coma, your family worries about you so much that they wind up pulling the plug and you DIE!!!! AHAHHAAAA!!!! I wish my toilet won't flush so that my roomates have something to complain about.
Granted but they start crapping on your bed and bedroom floor because the toilet smells so bad that they decide your unlucky and thus your room and bed become a haven for the brown turds. I wish i could read peoples minds and know what they were thinking.
Granted but then you read the milkman's mind and find out your wife has been sleeping with him and your kid is not really your kid. I wish I could sing like the big shots.
Granted. But since "Big Shots" is not a well known band..u fall into financial ruin, live out of your VW van and fall victim to a random drive by shooting. I wish that I had the remarkable ability to inspire peace wherever I went.