Nay sir, couldn't be proscuitto, I'm half Jewish. Which is why we always have to go for a good schtup, because porking is strictly forbidden.
Getting frustrated at how complex type 2 diabetes is. I’m tired ( quite literally) of my body crashing after my tea time meal. If I cared enough I’d look into what an ideal diet would be, to help prevent these unwanted bouts of dozing on the couch come the evening, but I love my unhealthy foods too much for that. If it means living on lettuce and water I think I’d rather reduce my life expectancy by 20 years.
"Be careful with trick or treating! Last week a child received a candy bag laced with heroin" - morning news. Yesh. I'm all for pranks but shit man. Brats just wanna rot their teeth out in peace. Give em weed candies instead. I'm jk.
My ear hurts. I blame trolls, hunting and shiny spandex not my lack of self control when it comes to the volume button.
Hot for Teacher all day. When I hear the double time drum intro I want to through myself through a wall. Or head butt the first person I see. Haha. That's dumb.
Crap, where is it most appropriate to post memes now? I've deleted the one I'd just posted in the renamed 'Random Thoughts' thread because I realised it doesn't really belong there anymore. Being a little bit paranoid I wonder if I might not be wholly responsible for the name change. But being a little bit rational, I think not.
Umm, achully - this is the most ‘dated’/regressive of our thread titles... ‘First world’ - even with the irony sprinkle... @matflake
nope - it was called random thoughts originally - got changed to in which he said what because of an in joke that 99% of people didnt get and subsequently got changed back - you can put memes in it if you want...or in any of the other rubbish talking threads* if they are relevant (*happy, not happy, FWW, that moment and so on)
I hate ties. Whoever thought it was cool to make nooses colorful and fashionable can go eat some bull balls.
