The First World Whinging Thread

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  1. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    :superlaugh:

    Thank you for that for real laugh out loud moment, Moose! I needed that one today.
     
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  2. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I wanna smoke with Wrey! D:
     
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    You know, a train of thought I often entertain is: Were I to come across an alien ship, where the inhabitants were loooooooong gone, what would the ship itself tell me about the physical form of the beings that had once piloted it. Just goes to show the strength in the prejudices of etic-only data. Had one never, ever laid eyes upon a bipedal, tetrapod hominid, the arrangement of this lavatory as compared to the "throne" style equipment could easily lead one to very different conclusions regarding the what and the where of a creature's body plan. :wtf:
     
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    It's a drinking fountain for quadripeds (at least) with prehensile face-thingys, with which to work the levers. Who said elephants/anteaters can't design and build spaceships?
     
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    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Would totally work for a Pierson's Puppeteer as well! ;)

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    EstherMayRose Gay Souffle Contributor

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    No! Take it away! :)
     
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    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Supporter Contributor

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    You can't! You have luxurious warmth and comfort to endure!
     
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    Looking at this makes me think I would be an Earth supremacist.
     
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  9. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I can endure luxurious comfort and smoke with Wrey at the same time. :3
     
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  10. big soft moose

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    you heard it here first folks link wants @Wreybies in his bed
     
  11. Wreybies

    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Crikey. I just want to blaze up without getting in trouble. :whistle:
     
  12. big soft moose

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    I read somewhere - in Phillip Strongman's Novel 'Cocaine' I think - a great description of the stoned experience to paraphrase

    "Good dope gives you back the child like sense of wonder in the world, unfortunately since children don't generally have to feed themselves or have sex, if you aren't careful you can find you've eaten an entire loaf of bread, or got your girlfriend's sister pregnant"
     
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  13. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    It takes weed to get you fucked up enough to kiss a Str8 boy? :)
     
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  14. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    That's a pretty nice Puppeteer, but didn't they have sort of a hump with their brain in it on their back? Been decades since I've read any Known Space, so I could be off.
     
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    Jenissej Professional Lurker Supporter Contributor

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    Damn, I'd really like to eat an entire loaf of bread right now.
     
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  16. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Someone has to be the adult amongst all you stoners, so don't forget:



    I wonder if the filmmakers could have dreamed that marijuana would be legalized as tobacco was on its way out the door?
     
  17. The Dapper Hooligan

    The Dapper Hooligan (V) ( ;,,;) (v) Contributor

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    That sounds like awkward "I'm only curious" pseudo flirting if I ever heard it.
     
  18. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    I was wrong the other day. Everything does not come down to about booze, food, sex and poop here.

    It comes down to food, booze, mary jane, sex, and poop here!
     
  19. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    More Jill Sobule than Katy Perry?
     
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  20. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    Haha... somebody said poop!

    ETA: and somebody please shoot me... been two hours since anybody walked through the door at work.
     
  21. big soft moose

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    Are the customers entering via the windows instead ?
     
  22. Shenanigator

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    [shoots @Homer Potvin with a marshmallow shooter] I'd say water pistol but it's cold where you are.
     
  23. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    Or maybe the heating duct! :eek:
     
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  24. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Live footage from Homers place right now

     
  25. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Playing Frankenstein I see...guess it would take a bit of bud to come up with a concoction
    like that. :p

    Also I think a hunter would shit himself if he saw that running around the forest. :p
     
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