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  1. Kalisto

    Kalisto Senior Member

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    The greatest opening I ever read

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Kalisto, Feb 16, 2020.

    Once I read this opening, I really realized I couldn't top it.

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    Xoic Prognosticator of Arcana Ridiculosum Contributor Blogerator

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    It's beyond reproach. If I were writing it the climax would be the line delivered by Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man: "Definitely definitely not my underwear."
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    That's one heck of an opening but more of a giggle than a Plot Development so I've shifted this to the Lounge.
     
  4. Kalisto

    Kalisto Senior Member

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    No problem.
     
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    I've never read an introitus. o_O
     
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    Damn it i want to know the whole story now:)
     

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