I watched this a half dozen times. It's so funny. What really started to impress me was the looseness of the dialog. Unless you're George Will or someone else in a bowtie, any rant is going to be grammatically suspicious. It almost has to be. Outside of Denis Leary, very few people can keep the flow pure. Here is the mathematician, for those who don't follow wrestling. I'm wondering if these wrestling promos aren't an untapped resource? You have guys in character extemporizing a pre-planned script, but they're not reading off a monitor. It's almost impromptu, right at the edge of it. So it's character dialog. Notice the dramatic difference in the speech of the three actors (Lauren the interviewer, Steiner the wrestler, Petey the sidekick). If this was a work of printed fiction, it would be absolutely flawless dialog. Add a few dialog beats to show the pauses. Make sure Steiner uses appositive phrases because he loves them. (You can hear them in the audio better than you can read them.) Here's the full excerpt. It has more content than the video. It's even funnier. I appreciate the politesse of the female interviewer. A very classy dodge on her part. Spoiler: The complete speech w/ intro and outro Lauren: Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three way for the TNA Heavyweight Title at Sacrifice between you, Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. Now, before you get there, you have an important step tonight, as you and X-Division champion Petey Williams take on the unlikely duo of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. Scott Steiner: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice. See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe? Lauren: : Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, y'know... Scott Steiner: See, you're one of those girls that like romance. I'mma talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice. C'mon Petey. Petey Williams: Hey, Scotty, just like you always say: Big Poppa Pump's your hook up. Well the Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need to look up. Holla if you hear that!