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    paperbackwriter Banned Contributor

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    The headline with "the dirt" on your past

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by paperbackwriter, Aug 21, 2018.

    Say you become famous/ a celebrity like a politician. Your enemy digs some dirt on you as you gain power and prestige. They go to a tabloid media outlet. What will the front page headline be?
     
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    Paper finally makes the front page!
     
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    TEENAGE PAPER TELLS MOTHER HE WISHED HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN!
     
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    PAPER TELLS BROTHER TO **** OFF IN HEATED ARGUMENT!
     
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    PAPER ALMOST BECOMES DRUG DEALER BUT CANT FIND THEM IN PHONE BOOK
     
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    Don’t give yourself an infarctus... it is not worth it.

    But in my regards, not sure. Probably something on my political ideology.

    COMMIE OR SOCIALIST? THE EVIL BEHIND THE MASK!

    I am not a communist... just people tend to think I am. I am, more specifically, a “radical socialist democrat” but radical in the sense of different. :p
     
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    Moose once built a still and made moonshine

    Moose was the ring leader behind potato cannon attack on head of years greenhouse

    Moose shagged his best mates girlfriend and lied about it

    Why on earth did you vote for this prick ?
     
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    Heh?? haha sorry still taking this in :supershock:
    What if there is no dirt? Does super clean count for anything??:superthink:
     
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    if there's no dirt the tabloids will say

    Katina is too good to be true :D
     
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    Thanks for that big soft that really boost my confidence haha :p
     
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    Now you said what you said I will vote for you haha:cheerleader:
     
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    You'll be drawn and quartered for being too boring.
     
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    Oh, this is hard...

    ...I lie...

    MINK: PROGRESSIVE OR PERVERTED?
     
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    All they'd need is my internet history. "Oh my [invoke some deity], this guy browses THESE PLACES?!" followed by some gasps.

    So I guess the headline would be "Digital Psychopath: Moon, the man we need in x office!" Followed by pictures of me kissing babies and hugging some homeless dude I paid five bucks for a pic with.

    Thank the Nine Divines for TOR (a web browser).
     
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    Breaking news just in : MOOSE PREFERS DOGS TO PEOPLE
     
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    I thought everyone preferred animals to hoomans....
     
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    unless you're that arsehole who had his photo taken with a rescue dog for his campaign and returned the dog to the shelter when the campaign was over - he should be pegged to a rock and have his liver eaten by eagles
     
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    Someone did that? Wow. Just send him to Detroit. He'll get eaten by some pack of wild dogs or zombies or whatever the hell walks around there.
     
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    DK spends more time coming up with interesting life stories for fictional characters than actually going out into the world and living a more interesting life.
     

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