The Not Happy Thread

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  1. honey hatter

    honey hatter Member

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    Thanks SP truly, I'm so grateful I'd bite you but I don't know how much blood skinny puppies have. *tips her red hat thankful of so many things that are precious*
     
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  2. big soft moose

    big soft moose All killer, no filler. Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Sure you can you just have to do it in workese

    as in

    I feel you may be mistaken = you're fucking wrong
    That's a very brave choice = are you fucking nuts
    Its an option, but not one i'll be taking forward = fuck off and die
     
  3. SkinnyPuppy

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    See now you're speaking my sick....errr...demented... ahem, I mean language. I am not sure how much blood the band has and I dont think they would appreciate being bitten nearly as much as Joseph Starke would. Or something like that.
     
  4. Trish

    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Supporter Contributor

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    My first choice would be Moose's workese (handy stuff, that).

    I'm sorry that people treat you like you're stupid :(

    I was trying to think of something inspirational, but I really like Moose's 'fuck off and die' approach. Bottom line, if they can't see you for who you are - it's their loss. Don't let them turn it into your loss.

    I'm sure Lost would be happy to give you a hug. I hope your day gets better, Lemie.
     
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    Don't kink shame yourself that's my job. A band I'm afraid they won't all escape for there next gig. *happy thought placed in the basket* That's 3. Are you a retired hockey player? I had to resort to the google. Unfortunately I do not have that face of books. I tried once.... my ballerina had to calm me down with some indie rock and her sweet skin.
     
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  6. big soft moose

    big soft moose All killer, no filler. Contributor Community Volunteer

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    We have a chart of about twenty of these on the wall at work ... entitled how not to swear at customers or colleagues

    "I'm sorry you feel that way = Fuck right off"
    "As I previously said = are you fucking deaf ?"
    "There seems to be some misunderstanding = what the fuck are you on about"
    "In what way ? = I haven't listened to a fucking word you just said"
     
  7. Trish

    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Supporter Contributor

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    I'd love that. My list is just in my head, filed under "Diplomacy - How not to fucking kill people because it's frowned upon"
     
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    Blogs in the Sig line....I have a better than fair idea that you may enjoy today's entry. Or something.
     
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  9. honey hatter

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    Oh the girl from Chappie, I liked her very much. A sunny disposition combined with more gold clothes than I have ever seen. She might be the vatican's greatest weapon against vampires everywhere! Naturally she means no harm to us she just shines so bright. Thank puppy, I like adding to my collection.
     
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  10. SkinnyPuppy

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    You're welcome, I aim to sleaze....I mean, please, yeah, aim to please I mean.
     
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    Can we have a picture? :)

    I did read a "piece of advice": "To be a mature adult, just replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"."
     
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  12. big soft moose

    big soft moose All killer, no filler. Contributor Community Volunteer

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    when i'm next at that office, sure
     
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    I teach my kid to just say "I like ham" or some other reasonable pork product when he wants to say "fuck you". Works great.
     
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    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Supporter Contributor

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    My daughter says "Pickles". Doesn't sound that funny, but when she says it while looking like she could breathe fire.... hilarious.
     
  15. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale ...half devil and half child... Contributor

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    YoLandi?

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    You should see what it looks like when a five year old points at someone all deadpan and says "Hey! I like ham!" And smiles and walks away like nothing ever happened. Like, you don't know dry humor proud until that very moment in time.
     
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    No offence, Iain, but can people put scary pictures in Spoiler tags and warn for them, please? I can't be the only one of a sensitive disposition.
     
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    Cave Troll Who says evil ain't sexy. :P Contributor

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    Joker Crazy.jpg
     
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  19. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale ...half devil and half child... Contributor

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    YoLandi isn't scary, she's cute!

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    THOSE RATS ARE SO CUTE. You know, when rats are happy, they boggle, which is when their eyes bounce around and it almost seems like they’re going to pop out of their head. Kinda interesting to see
     
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    They're more nauseating than scary.
     
  22. Some Guy

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    Iain do not put your avatar in a spoiler button. It fucking freaks me out, but that's a good thing
     
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  23. Some Guy

    Some Guy A crunchy bowl of cornflicts Supporter

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    Mashers! So glad to hear about your positive steps. Trish set me straight on the larger picture...
    I'll get to that in a minute...

    Catching up (backwards, still getting used to that).

    Pup! I hadn't seen posts from you in previous places, so I feared you went away for whatever. Hope to find more of your.

    I'm disturbed. Crazy is when I hear voices. Paranoid is behavior resulting from imbalanced 'mis perception' (totally been there).
    I mean, I know they're trying to get me, I just don't give a shit anymore!

    QUOTE="matwoolf, post: 1665364, member: 36860"]You're not stupid. Maybe 'over-qualified' ?[/QUOTE]

    I try never to underestimate myself, I'm a moron! My resume' cites occasional promotions to dumb ass, idiot, and dumb fuck, but I cain't seem to hold on to those titles. I'll never stop striving for perfection.

    honey, I watched what a friend went through after losing her brother. I offer a happy image, that of my first ever helicopter ride to Catalina, and the pilot giving my son the stick for bit.
    Soar high in the night sky, the Moon guides you as you fly, what we share will never die.
    Express all of yourself, to all of the universe. Your spirit flies into my third circle, the journey shared.

    Have to pause here. I'll get to my rediculous bullshit eventually...
     
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    I try never to underestimate myself, I'm a moron! My resume' cites occasional promotions to dumb ass, idiot, and dumb fuck, but I cain't seem to hold on to those titles. I'll never stop striving for perfection.



    honey, I watched what a friend went through after losing her brother. I offer a happy image, that of my first ever helicopter ride to Catalina, and the pilot giving my son the stick for bit.
    Soar high in the night sky, the Moon guides you as you fly, what we share will never die.
    Express all of yourself, to all of the universe. Your spirit flies into my third circle, the journey shared.

    Have to pause here. I'll get to my rediculous bullshit eventually...[/QUOTE]

    Just busy trying to get the second of three complete......I am all kinds of here.
     
  25. Some Guy

    Some Guy A crunchy bowl of cornflicts Supporter

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    It started around here (#16855) and I sorta fell into a word picture thing...

    yeah, Meesa still processticulating
     
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