Did you try to shoot Troll out of a cannon again? It's good of you to indulge his childhood circus fantasies, but you know how he hates it when he gets stuck in the barrel. It's dark in there.
Been feeling very tired and deflated for a few days now, and I'm sick of it. Is it time to turn the page yet?
Wouldn’t you know it... I finally find a store near me that sells legit french bread, and they’re closing up shop on the 27th.
In addition to my usual bruises and cuts my wrist has barley been usable all week, my knee hurts for an unknown reason and my foot (the one with an already painful bunion) have the same sort of pain as back when I had a stress fracture. I really wish I can find a non-factory job in England.
You remember when I had a weeping scalp cyst, and it took me hours to empty, and I nearly made myself pass out from pain?... Now I have a new smaller one elsewhere on my scalp. I think it actually hurts more for being small. And as an extra Not Happy, my nails are too short to help me empty it properly. Fuck genes.
Just make sure you get video this time. There are people out there who enjoy watching such things. Right, guys? Guys?
<Iain thinks about a Kickstarter to buy Flawed a tripod and a GoPro> <Iain thinks about the various "selfie drones" available> <Iain realizes that a) he may be insane, and b) it's time to get ready for work>