The Not Happy Thread

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  1. Cave Troll

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    The Curious Case of My Human- A novel by Mittens T Whiskerton
     
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    When you contact ebay/amazon to tell them an order you placed hasn't arrived, and they tell you they can't do anything until five working days beyond the expected deliver date.

    So what's the point of fucking delivery dates then!?
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Pizza Hut, your a dick. Thanks for reminding me that I don't
    have any grandparents any more. Not cool, boycotted you are.
     
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    Gosh, what did they do?
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    It was an advert in my email, and it mentioned spending
    time with the grandparents. I mean that is just terrible
    when you don't have grandparents to share a slice with.
    What do people like me do in that situation? Leave a
    pizza on a grave or something?
     
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    Thanks for reminding me my grandparents were cremated. Boycott!! Maybe if I burnt it as a sacrifice to the gods.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Ah fuck! Pizza Slut, you can't help yourself can you?
    Now the damn dominoes are falling, happy now?
    Kiss my ass you non-restaurant married to Taco Hell. :bigmad:
     
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    Channeling your inner Matwolf I see.
     
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    Yeah kinda, but I will never measure up to the Grand Master himself. :supersmile:
     
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    Chill chill ^.^”
     
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    I say we get a giant one, like burning-man, every year. :D
     
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    We can do it at the annual forum gathering.
     
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    A bunch of wierdos like me, my evil twins, running around setting stuff on fire. Gooood times!
     
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    For most of us 'sharing it with our lover in our personal way' doesn't involve sharing it with 60k other people who don't necessarily want to know what anyone else does in the bedroom (or dungeon or wherever)
     
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    Yesh. Guys, get a room will ya? We're trying to not be happy here. :p
     
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    Not happy that summer doesn't want to go away. It's going to be another 91 degree day, which is just fucking grand.
     
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    can we swap ? - I've got 14 deg c and driving rain
     
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    Ugh, lets. I'll take wet and cold over hot and dry any day.

    It's also going to be humid. Fucken hell.
     
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    36c here today, I'll swap.
     
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    "Look, them over there. They are different from me.
    That makes them evil, and therefore a witch."


    I think that covers it. I am the dumb for being
    in the age of information, logic, and reasoning.
    That was my understanding when I decided to
    live in 1419 too, when the world was better place. :p

    I am sorry for being who I am. I won't make that
    mistake again. It started out an innocent jest, but
    that turned out to be something unacceptable.
    I accept and deserve to be made fun of for it, cause
    I understand now that being me is not who I should
    be.

    Though as a last request once you lock me into the
    stocks to be made an example of:

    "I wish to be pelted with bananas."


     
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    Yeah, send some over here will you. It’s growing ever colder here and the rain is falling.
     
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    Welcome to the world of societal dysphoria. It happens when there's a dissonance between cultural expectations and our desired self expression. A huge part of coping with it is, instead of waiting for society to change, learning to express oneself in a fashion that's you, but still culturally acceptable. As a bad analogue, it's like when you stub your toe in church, but instead of letting lose a string of profanities, as is the custom, you implore upon the glory of the demons in another language. You're still expressing yourself and the priest is chill with it because he didn't hear a 'motherfucker.' It's all about subversive compromise.
     
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    My world is utterly shattered, I'm devastated, and my anxiety is ramped up to maxx x10.

    @matwoolf has changed his avatar. Nooooooooo! :cry:
     
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